Post here when you have had a poo

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:08 pm

just had a real gut burner

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:16 pm

I'm going to have mexican again today I'm going to fire one off today or tomorrow

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:15 pm

had mexican less than an hour ago and its leaving me already, in water form.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:20 pm

tamales don't make you shit i guess

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:58 pm

I ate like so many burgers this weekend. Then went out for a steak tonight. I dropped a big one just then as a result. Got another one brewing before the night is through I can tell. Doing some quality farts too. Real sustain on them

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:33 pm

been taking multiple shits per day at the moment... pretty sure thats not a good thing either.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:17 am

What the fuck did I eat last night that is making my ass feel like it's been man-handled by a harem of men?

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:37 am

depends on whether you ate before or after you entered your harem

Basstronomer · Post by **Basstronomer** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:51 am

wolf89 wrote:Real sustain on them

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:44 pm

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:45 pm

This thread is STILL going?

Jesus.

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:45 am

Been Feeling one brew in me for a while now

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:30 am

just shit my ass off

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:20 am

Morning dump.

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:31 am

It was a double flusher. Awwww yeah

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:50 pm

Just had a type 5.

DJPontificate · Post by **DJPontificate** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:11 pm

I actually love fecal philosophy. Being as neurotic as I am, I have to admit that I take a shower every single time I dump one, and that is often. I have a removable shower head, so I can just adjust the stream to full blast and basically receive a home enema. It's funny: between masturbatory sessions and ridding myself of waste, I clean my actual shower more than I clean myself,

!

But it's not shitting or cleaning that really interests me; it's wiping. How do you guys wipe? I dislike the finger method, I think it's uncomfortable, but I must say that it's a pretty thorough cleaning method. I' more of a broad stroke kind of guy, and I use a combination of toilet paper and wet wipes.

I must admit that for the longest time I would defecate without any clothes. I suppose I was afraid that I would get something on them, and I am still kind of afraid of that, but I'm not that neurotic. I also used to have this strange preference of putting my foot on the toilet seat and then going to town wiping myself. It was pretty effective, but crusties would get all over the floor.

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:20 pm

DJPontificate wrote:I actually love fecal philosophy. Being as neurotic as I am, I have to admit that I take a shower every single time I dump one, and that is often. I have a removable shower head, so I can just adjust the stream to full blast and basically receive a home enema. It's funny: between masturbatory sessions and ridding myself of waste, I clean my actual shower more than I clean myself, !

Freud would have had a field day on you.

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:25 pm

firky wrote:
DJPontificate wrote:I actually love fecal philosophy. Being as neurotic as I am, I have to admit that I take a shower every single time I dump one, and that is often. I have a removable shower head, so I can just adjust the stream to full blast and basically receive a home enema. It's funny: between masturbatory sessions and ridding myself of waste, I clean my actual shower more than I clean myself, !
Freud would have had a field day on you.

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:58 pm

i've become accustomed to squatting over the toilet butt nekkid. I can't sit down like a chair anymore, it started because i read that in places with squatting toilets the constipation rates were significantly lower than chair-like western toilets. Straightens your inner passages. Look it up. I still only shit 2-3 times a week though. Up from 1 before i started this practice, however (it's where i took my username from).

PS You're welcome.

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