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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by BonerJams04 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:13 am

huge one brewing. potentially catastrophic
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Post by mikey_g » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:23 am

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Post by Terpit » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:28 am

I was shitting black sludge all day yesterday, had such an unhealthy weekend..
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:42 pm

just had one. wasnt very satisfying. i feel like i have more to give.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Gewze » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:44 am

had one a few mins ago, it was the spiciest most painful shit of my life... i havent eaten anything particularly spicy in a while
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Post by sigbowls » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:48 am

this thread is making me hungry for spicy food
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Post by _TraX_ » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:43 am

i just curled out a chunky bastard, the mars rover landed, boomkat sent my cuba electronica confirmation all happened simultaneously and it created a double churned power deuce that resembles wendy's chili.

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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:19 am

I had a samoosa yesterday that made me fart some seriously repugnant farts all day.
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Post by noam » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:11 am

sprayed.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:23 pm

It's been 3 days :( i really need to sort this out

Yeahhhh, i had one this morning. Life is better. Turns out i'm not actually getting fat, i was just constipated. Safe.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by BonerJams04 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:28 pm

took the strangest dump
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:31 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:It's been 3 days :( i really need to sort this out
it will hurt when it comes.


anyways...

had a MASSIVE shit before, im talking the size of a fucking cucumber.

& now im pretty sure ive got a baby carrot ready to be deployed.
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Post by Gaufre » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:37 am

Ate too much red meat. tonight is going to be a bad night :(
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Post by sigbowls » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:43 am

all I've been eating is meat, i went to a safeway today and there wasn't chinese got chicken tenders

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Post by ehbes » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:04 am

left over mexican for lunch topped off with a sausage for dinner...god help my toilet
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:06 am

part 2 finaly came around... took some extra squeezing to get that bitch out.
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Post by Gaufre » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:10 am

signals wrote:all I've been eating is meat, i went to a safeway today and there wasn't chinese got chicken tenders

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I feel like I've been eating way too much of it, but I can't turn down a good steak :corncry:
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Post by Terpit » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:24 am

Im actually a bit scared to go to the toiler, its going to hurt.
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Post by Marzz » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:00 am

Reverb wrote:huge one brewing. potentially catastrophic
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Liam92 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:07 am

Lot of alcohol, dominos and BBQ meat made for a horrendous shit, lots of small shits that filled the bowl, was like acid coming out. Know it isn't the end as I can feel and hear my stomach brewing and I've done a couple pre-shit farts
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