London 2012 Olympics Rolling Thread

[Molzie]

i'm probably the best athlete in the snh. jus sayin.

[ehbes]

Credentials?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

not gonna lie. but ive got a feeling i could take out a DSF 100m sprint comp.... but that is literally about it.

actually i'll add highjump to that too.

[Molzie]

I think we need a snh decathlon.

btw im 6'5 95kg all lean muscle. I would dominate.

[ehbes]

If I ever go to NZ I will take you up on that..

5"11 185

[Molzie]

If I ever go to NZ I will take you up on that..

5"11 185

sorry to break it to ya but 185kegs is plump

[ehbes]

185 pounds

[ehbes]

Which according to google is 84 kg

[kidshuffle]

America also has the most pornstars in the world. Go women's rights!

american dream

big house. big car. big dick.

this is actually the real american anthem; you all just think its the star spangled banner but its not yagetme

[pkay]

not gonna lie. but ive got a feeling i could take out a DSF 100m sprint comp.... but that is literally about it.

actually i'll add highjump to that too.

I'd love.a.dsf Olympics

I'm 6-1 and can jam still

Any idea what your vert is?

I could fuck.some.bitches up.at volleyball.and.basketball

[Mammoth]

I'm 5'7"

[Sexual_Chocolate]

not gonna lie. but ive got a feeling i could take out a DSF 100m sprint comp.... but that is literally about it.

actually i'll add highjump to that too.

I'd love.a.dsf Olympics

I'm 6-1 and can jam still

Any idea what your vert is?

I could fuck.some.bitches up.at volleyball.and.basketball

193cm & 109kg

[pkay]

America also has the most pornstars in the world. Go women's rights!

american dream

big house. big car. big dick.

this is actually the real american anthem; you all just think its the star spangled banner but its not yagetme

This is the American national anthem

I guarantee more Americans know the words to his than our national anthem

[pkay]

not gonna lie. but ive got a feeling i could take out a DSF 100m sprint comp.... but that is literally about it.

actually i'll add highjump to that too.

I'd love.a.dsf Olympics

I'm 6-1 and can jam still

Any idea what your vert is?

I could fuck.some.bitches up.at volleyball.and.basketball

193cm & 109kg

Your standing vertical

[RightOnTime27]

I'm not incredibly fast or strong but I'm big, have solid hand eye coordination, and a high pain tolerance thanks to standing in front of hard rubber things getting chucked at me since I was a wee lad

[capo ultra]

We dominate the film industry period

I didn't know you were a Jew?

[pkay]

We dominate the film industry period

I didn't know you were a Jew?

How did you NOT know I was a Jew? I'm half Israeli, I work in the entertainment industry, and I've done 1000 word rants on here about the PLO

[capo ultra]

cos it's the internet

[Forum]

I might do alright in the boxing, weightlifting, shotput.

I suspect you'd all embarrass me in the running, swimming

[PinUp]

Then explain how athletes are losing their medals only after the Olympics, instead of not being allowed in at all

Because if they tested every athlete that was entering the olympics it would be a nightmare. Every athlete that won a medal was tested for drugs under IOC rules.