London 2012 Olympics Rolling Thread

[particle-jim]

not gonna lie. but ive got a feeling i could take out a DSF 100m sprint comp.... but that is literally about it.

actually i'll add highjump to that too.

I'd love.a.dsf Olympics

I'm 6-1 and can jam still

Any idea what your vert is?

I could fuck.some.bitches up.at volleyball.and.basketball

I reckon I'd have a fair crack at the Judo and maybe Freestyle Wrestling in a DSFolympics... unless we have any properly trained judoka's here, in which case I'm fucked

[Molzie]

not gonna lie. but ive got a feeling i could take out a DSF 100m sprint comp.... but that is literally about it.

actually i'll add highjump to that too.

I'd love.a.dsf Olympics

I'm 6-1 and can jam still

Any idea what your vert is?

I could fuck.some.bitches up.at volleyball.and.basketball

I reckon I'd have a fair crack at the Judo and maybe Freestyle Wrestling in a DSFolympics... unless we have any properly trained judoka's here, in which case I'm fucked

I'm a 10y trainned judoka (blue belt)

[Hedley King]

Then explain how athletes are losing their medals only after the Olympics, instead of not being allowed in at all

This is a really annoying conversation and is reminding me why forum discussions are generally a pointless waste of time.

Not sure if you are trolling, annoying, stupid or if this is just a bad way of communicating, but isn't this a thread about the olympics that went on to discussing medal numbers and in that context you repeatedly suggesting that the Jamaican sprinters won by taking drugs?

I said the IOC independantly test all medal winning olympians and so you can't really say Jamaican sprinters, GB cyclists, Chinese swimmers or anyone else won by drug use- they might have won but they would then be independently tested and found out (I guess there could be the argument they have used drugs so advanced that they can't be detected, but I doubt you have any evidence of that)...you even went on to contradict yourself and say that olympians are tested and loose their medals if they cheat, so what is your point? Possibly if a Jamaican sprinter got a world record in an un-regulated race you could suggest doping but that isnt what we are discussing.

They could be allowed in as drug cheats if their national teams don't check well (and I'm pretty sure you have zero evidence of this), but by your own answer you think they'd be found out now and have lost their medals.

[magma]

Is skinning up in the DSF Olympics? I reckon I could medal at that.

Could probably challenge for a Gold in the arguing-over-semantics Marathon, but Parson would probably teleport in right at the end and pip me by the width of a twisted paperclip.

[Neptune]

I represented my borough in 100m sprint.

Just to warn you all.

[P Daley]

I'll fuck all of you bitches up at some ping-pong.
If not that definitely billiards. I've been playing against professional alcoholics at the local bars since I was 12, OG hustler in the flesh. Fux.Wit.Me.

[gwa]

Is skinning up in the DSF Olympics? I reckon I could medal at that.

Could probably challenge for a Gold in the arguing-over-semantics Marathon, but Parson would probably teleport in right at the end and pip me by the width of a twisted paperclip.

i'll hold you to that.

[gwa]

i would BITCH you all at archery

[P Daley]

Is skinning up in the DSF Olympics? I reckon I could medal at that.

Could probably challenge for a Gold in the arguing-over-semantics Marathon, but Parson would probably teleport in right at the end and pip me by the width of a twisted paperclip.

You might win there, but I'll take gold in "half-assed arguments based around unpopular opinions formed for the sole purpose of starting arguments" any day.

[P Daley]

i would BITCH you all at archery

Pshhhhhhhhh. I know a guy that split an arrow, I obviously know what I'm doing.

[Basstronomer]

I'd be up for synchronized skanking

[PinUp]

What other events could we have?

Beard stroking?
Sonika bashing? (GWA would be an outright favourite)

I reckon I could take most of you at javelin, used to be county champ yo

[P Daley]

Youtube trollling?

[PinUp]

Youtube trollling?

one for incnic

[magma]

Youtube trollling?

Dunno about YouTube, but Wub's got Facebook Events on lock!

[P Daley]

Youtube trollling?

Dunno about YouTube, but Wub's got Facebook Events on lock!

Dubstep purists are too easy though. I posted a comment on a Mala video along the lines of "if this is dubstep, where's the drop?" and stirred up plenty of shit.

[particle-jim]

Is skinning up in the DSF Olympics? I reckon I could medal at that.

The "Puff Olympics" has become something of a tradition amongst my lot, various events including Longest Bong Hit and the Skinning Up Race

I took silver in the technical skinning up (judged by a panel, not a race)

[P Daley]

Is skinning up in the DSF Olympics? I reckon I could medal at that.

The "Puff Olympics" has become something of a tradition amongst my lot, various events including Longest Bong Hit and the Skinning Up Race

I took silver in the technical skinning up (judged by a panel, not a race)

Can't skin but I can Trifecta like a boss.
Fill it up yellow, inhale and exhale through nose in one breath.

[magma]

Is skinning up in the DSF Olympics? I reckon I could medal at that.

The "Puff Olympics" has become something of a tradition amongst my lot, various events including Longest Bong Hit and the Skinning Up Race

I took silver in the technical skinning up (judged by a panel, not a race)

I WANT IN

Skinning up should be split into artistic and sprint events. Medals for fastest-smokable-roll (useful in a bouncer-heavy environment when you forgot your prerolls) in the Sprints and then a Gymnastics-style compound score for the Artistic comprising Difficulty (1 for a standard single skin through to 9 for a Tulip-style work of art) and Execution (marks deducted for unnecessary paper creases, excess moisture leading to weakness/holes or visible gaps between the roach and the paper)

[kidshuffle]

This is the American national anthem

I guarantee more Americans know the words to his than our national anthem

Yeah this is the Jr High/High School anthem here too