The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[P Daley]

Magma, you must be one decent dude if you haven't killed someone yet. I'd tell her to go get fucked by a cactus and tell her boyfriend to go fuck himself up a wall. Hate people like that. Explain how expensive equipment is, and how irresponsible hipster-ass, kethead-ass, electrohouse-ass stnuc with research chems are.

[wub]

Sounds reasonable given previous events

This basically.

[magma]

Thanks for that, all... was a bit worried I was turning into a dick in my old age.

In other news, I've really got to stop using the word fuck so much.

[Forum]

I've really got to stop using the word fuck so much.

Just replace it with tnuc if you think the effect's wearing off

[wub]

Thanks for that, all... was a bit worried I was turning into a dick in my old age.

You are, but that's still no reason to loan expensive electrical equipment to fuckwits.

[Sonika]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

[P Daley]

In other news, I've really got to stop using the word fuck so much.

Yeah, same. I swear entirely too much, people think I have a limited vocabulary because of it.
Well, swearing and throwing "swag" and "based god" into every possible situation.

[Forum]

I keep hearing people say shit on TV before 9pm recently, have the laws changed or something?

[P Daley]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

He might be your dad

[Sonika]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

He might be your dad

Most likely not

[P Daley]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

He might be your dad

Most likely not

Really?

Hope Sonika doesn't find out I fucked his mom back in the day

[magma]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

...and with that, he had the boy's trust.

Would you like a lift home in my ice cream van, young'n? It's cold outside.

[Ferryman]

First of 4 back to back 15 hour shifts.

They're certainly getting their monies worth before I go down to 4 days a week.

[Terpit]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

He might be your dad

Your probably right

Really?

Hope Sonika doesn't find out I fucked his mom back in the day

[Sonika]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

...and with that, he had the boy's trust.

Would you like a lift home in my ice cream van, young'n? It's cold outside.

All part of your master plan, right?

[ehbes]

Magma seems like an incredibly nice person

He might be your dad

Your probably right

Really?

Hope Sonika doesn't find out I fucked his mom back in the day

With gwa

[Johnlenham]

Can someone decide whether I'm being an unreasonably grumpy fuck here?

Funny aint it how you can be made to feel guilty when you are the one being made to put your neck on the line.

Lend it and it gets wrecked-Youll be the one dealing with the aftermath

Dont lend it- Your made to feel like an asshole

Not to mention the excuse has to be good enough because "No" is not good enough for most people.
Murkys idea is pretty good though but somehow I dont see them going for it

[antipode]

glass the stnuc

[idontreallygiveashit]

These people live in your actual flat? As in, flatmates? Fucking hell, you need to move/act like a dick so they move.

[kidshuffle]

last day of my vacation, and i was supposed to visit my grandfather today (who i haven't seen in 8 years)..and i end up getting some sort of stomach bug.