London 2012 Olympics Rolling Thread

[kidshuffle]

oh and i would probably have a shot at 100, 200, bball, volleyball, maybe the high jump, and then of course all the dsf events we just add to it

[pkay]

I'm totally gonna work in the dsf Olympics criteria. Will require you guys to post on YouTube but if people are down we could make this legendary

[Sexual_Chocolate]

I'm totally gonna work in the dsf Olympics criteria. Will require you guys to post on YouTube but if people are down we could make this legendary

done.

could we also get deadly to do some live commentary?

[pkay]

I'm totally gonna work in the dsf Olympics criteria. Will require you guys to post on YouTube but if people are down we could make this legendary

done.

could we also get deadly to do some live commentary?

Sure. We can switch to an American in the middle of your video like real olympics

[kidshuffle]

opening ceremony will just be gwa doin his thang

[pkay]

Events:

Joint rolling: timed and artistic scores
Blunt rolling:
5 minute mix
10 minute mix
Best 16 bar rap

[gwa]

well, if you want i could ustream a quiet night in at shantanamo bay if you want

[particle-jim]

Is skinning up in the DSF Olympics? I reckon I could medal at that.

The "Puff Olympics" has become something of a tradition amongst my lot, various events including Longest Bong Hit and the Skinning Up Race

I took silver in the technical skinning up (judged by a panel, not a race)

I WANT IN

Skinning up should be split into artistic and sprint events. Medals for fastest-smokable-roll (useful in a bouncer-heavy environment when you forgot your prerolls) in the Sprints and then a Gymnastics-style compound score for the Artistic comprising Difficulty (1 for a standard single skin through to 9 for a Tulip-style work of art) and Execution (marks deducted for unnecessary paper creases, excess moisture leading to weakness/holes or visible gaps between the roach and the paper)

That's pretty much how we did it apart from we had a technical skinning up event rather than an artistic skinnning up event. Technical differs from Artistic in that everyone has to roll a standard 1 skin to the same specifications and the winner is the person whose spliff is judged to be closest to the specs. Artistic may well have to be included in this year's games. I need to practice my sprint rolling too, I always get murked in the sprint.

[kidshuffle]

well, if you want i could ustream a quiet night in at shantanamo bay if you want

i want

[magma]

well, if you want i could ustream a quiet night in at shantanamo bay if you want

... only if you're going to perform a seductive dance routine to Fast Love like George Michael should've done at the Closing.

I'll do Faith, wub can do Ride On Time, Luke can do Wot U Call It and then Cliff can come out and lead the crowd for a Chaz & Dave medley as we set fire to a ceremonial wheelie bin filled with unwanted flyers and psytrance records.

Sorted.

[particle-jim]

then Cliff can come out and lead the crowd for a Chaz & Dave medley as we set fire to a ceremonial wheelie bin filled with unwanted flyers and psytrance records.

Having visions of this is creasing me up hard hahaha

[gwa]

nah, quiet one at shantanamo for opening.

basically will be me and 2 of my bezzies sitting on a chesterfield sofa with 40 cans of carlsberg, 8th of mephedrone and a lot of usher karaoke.

[PinUp]

I did 1 line of mephedrone at boomtown and thought I was turning in to a lion. Don't know how you could do loads of the stuff!

[gwa]

easy, you're just shit at taking drugs.

[gwa]

#nooffence
#justsaying
#iamthegwanimal

[PinUp]

no offence taken mate! It was the first time I'd done it so I didn't really know what to expect, animal morphing came as somewhat of a surprise!

[gwa]

to be honest we usually buy half ounce for 80 quid and spend 2 nights in a row smashing it in. an 8th is classed as 'quiet'

i've never turned into a lion, i just do a lot of m-chat

[hugh]

I would say out of the hundreds of week smokers I have met and blazed with over time I've only met 2 or 3 people that I consider good rollers. Most people really don't know what they are doing and just make some horrible harsh concoction of death and bad roaches that taste like an old bin.

[pkay]

Thus my nomination of it being in dsf olympics

[hugh]

the problem being, how do we judge it's smokability? this is the most important part of a joint!