The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ehbes]

Big ups wobble man

read that as

"big up wobbles mum"

That's what I meant

dont do a gwa & go after another ninjas mum.

All about that old time poontang

[wobbles]

Yeah ur a bitch all right

PSH


DAD JEANS NUFF SAID

[P Daley]

One of my closest friends just broke up with her boyfriend, now she's being all emo and shit. Fucking lame.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

^^put it in her bum.

[Hircine]

One of my closest friends just broke up with her boyfriend, now she's being all emo and shit. Fucking lame.

that's your cue, bone her.

[BonerJams04]

bone everyone

[capo ultra]

One of my closest friends just broke up with her boyfriend, now she's being all emo and shit. Fucking lame.

that's your cue, bone her.

yea If there is one thing I've learnt in life it's that you gotta take that window of opportunity before they get back together again. If you don't, someone else will.

Don't feel bad about it either, she want's you to take advantage of her

[garethom]

Yeah, and I don't think you can take your decks with you when your on the bus etc, that's the benefit of digital music.

Sonika dude, haven't you been buying records for about 2 months? And with whose money? Don't look down on people that listen to digital dude, vinyl is expensive.

[BonerJams04]

i tried buying vinyl, bought a few. that shit adds up so quickly. cant afford that on minimum wage.

[Johnlenham]

£18.60 for Fabric Oh well. It is the last time ill see this person for another year unless I fancy a trip to Melbourne. Should have still listened to me and got tickets to Addison Groove though

[vishes]

My mum just wrecked my car when she was about to head off to get her hair done...
Had it parked in gear on our driveway but I guess that she forgot it was a manual for a second so when she started the car she flew straight through the electric door of our garage.

[magma]

FFS.

Got up this morning, opened my door... door to the bathroom is wide open and housemate's moron boyfriend is pissing *NAKED* with the door fully open. The first focussed view of my day was dude's hairy fucking arse.

8am when EVERYONE'S ALWAYS UP.

I'm gonna throw in an extra story every time I have to mention him from now on... he really does swing from pricelessly naive to earth-shatteringly frustrating. Occasionally it's stupid enough to be entertaining. When the Martian Rover landed a couple of weeks ago we were watching one of the computer simulations of the landing on the News, he turned to me and one of the other housemates and said "So... did they send people first so they could film it?"

*record scratch*

[wub]

Can't find the charge cable for my camera.

[gwa]

got pissed last night
woke up with hang over
smoked half a joint left over from last night
bad idea
get to work
make coffee
take massive gulp
out of date milk
poorly tummy
not ideal

[magma]

smoked half a joint left over from last night

GEORGE FELL OFF THE WAGON

[P Daley]

One of my closest friends just broke up with her boyfriend, now she's being all emo and shit. Fucking lame.

that's your cue, bone her.

Nah m8 it's not like that.

[gwa]

smoked half a joint left over from last night

GEORGE FELL OFF THE WAGON

smoked quite a lot recently

i'm such a twat

[LA_Boxers]

One of my closest friends just broke up with her boyfriend, now she's being all emo and shit. Fucking lame.

that's your cue, bone her.

Nah m8 it's not like that.

Its ALWAYS like that.

[Ferryman]

One of my closest friends just broke up with her boyfriend, now she's being all emo and shit. Fucking lame.

that's your cue, bone her.

Nah m8 it's not like that.

Re-write the rule book.

[P Daley]

One of my closest friends just broke up with her boyfriend, now she's being all emo and shit. Fucking lame.

that's your cue, bone her.

Nah m8 it's not like that.

Its ALWAYS like that.

I don't want it to be like that. In all honesty, I probably could. Especially after tonight. But I don't want to lose a friend over the fact that I'm a lazy and loathing bastard. Reason all of my relationships end, reason I don't date girls I like being around.