Can you gargle my milk first please?

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Can you gargle my milk first please?

Post by ytee » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:50 pm

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/

These specially chosen chicks gargle the milk before it is sent to you.

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Post by wubstep » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:55 pm

Truly up there with the weirdest shit on the net, impressive.
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Post by Terpit » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:55 pm

Haha amazing, you can pay them for a video of the gargling process as well.
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Post by Electric_Head » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:57 pm

Gargled milk and a pet turtle on a key ring.
Why not.
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Post by oddy » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:57 pm

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Post by BaronVon » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:07 pm

I'm not sure about the selection of garglers. I definately don't want Nora or Amanda gargling my milk, Ellie maybe.
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Post by Today » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:09 pm

... wow

girls were ugly too
i wouldn't want anyone but sarah gargling my milk

holy shit that was racist and insane though
"regular milk has contaminants such as bacteria.."
so for you, we're gonna put it in some pure white bitches mouth first
implying those girls don't suck dick :roll:
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Post by magma » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:11 pm

This makes my mate from school that paid for her nights out at uni by selling her dirty knickers seem positively boring... there really is a bizarrely huge amount of money to be made from perverts. :lol:
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Post by Genevieve » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:14 pm

Dunno, I really think that.. from reading that site, the creators are tongue in cheek about it. I think they just sat around coming up with the most ridiculous way to make money off of perverts.
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Post by particle-jim » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:15 pm

This is one of the weirdest things i've ever seen on the internet and that's saying something
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Post by LACE » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:17 pm

i'd love to see a sales pitch for this on dragon's den
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Post by Blenky » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 pm

were they specially picked on the criteria they had to be butters as fuck?

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Post by ytee » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 pm

LACE wrote:i'd love to see a sales pitch for this on dragon's den
"what's the name of your company?"
"White power milk"
"thanks for coming in, not interested"

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Post by hugh » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:24 pm

This is all kinds of fucked
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Post by nousd » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:25 pm

^^"Would you change your mind if I gargled some of your spunk?"
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Post by hugh » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:33 pm

I want to put this on facebook but I'm scared people will think I am racist. :cornlol:
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Post by idontreallygiveashit » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:25 pm

Sarah's milk is bold, characteristically thick and buttery like melted vanilla ice cream. Collectors tend to enjoy her as a dessert. A little goes a long way, so take your time. Allow her flavors to permeate the mouth slowly. It's not a race.

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Post by Today » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:36 pm

melted ice cream is one of my biggest pet peeves
it disgusts me
i can only enjoy ice cream if it's frozen super hard
even then, if i take a moment to picture what it really is (cream), melted into a pool of thick milky fluid in my stomach, i can't keep eating it

when i see people drink down the melted ass of their ice cream, i have to try so hard not to vomit
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Post by Soulstep » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:17 pm

ytee wrote:
LACE wrote:i'd love to see a sales pitch for this on dragon's den
"what's the name of your company?"
"White power milk"
"thanks for coming in, i'm out"
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Post by Mammoth » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:30 pm

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