The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ehbes]

i put a hot cloth on my balls all the time g

throw icy hot on there see what happens

will it be like that time i put toothpaste on my knob?

i don't know did it cause your balls to feel like Hephaestus was raining hell down on your coin purse?

[JTMMusicuk]

is it like putting veet on your pubes?

[Gewze]

i want to fucking mix

[ehbes]

Worse thing I've personally ever put on my balls was probably Sonika's mom
Your mom jokes are classy as fuck don't hate.

C'mon now, speaking of which where's Sonika been ?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

gay camp.

[ehbes]

He's back from that was here for a like a day and then hasn't been on....

[PinUp]

Probably trying to find contact details for mala so he can ask to be his apprentice

[arktrix45hz]

Worse thing I've personally ever put on my balls was probably Sonika's mom
Your mom jokes are classy as fuck don't hate.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

oh yea....

hes on a spiritual pilgrimage, trying to become one with dub.

or someshit like that

[capo ultra]

stalking mala

[Electric_Head]

He's back from that was here for a like a day and then hasn't been on....

He probably decided that having a new asshole ripped for him on a daily basis is getting old.

[Terpit]

Poor Mala

[teamhobson]

How about doing some fucking work PinUp!

How about coming to System hobson!

Piss off Hobson! Come to system and I'll buy you a pint/sort you out on spliffs all night.

You know the way to a mans heart

Gutted it's clashing with my trip back to the promised land. First time I get to see my woman in over a month though, so I'm gonna be just a sweaty as the system fam haha.

I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'

Haha, so unless you wanna battle my missus lads, it's a no go haha.

Things that pissed me off today - missing another system

[Electric_Head]

I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'

So you can't tell her you've fallen in love with another man?

[teamhobson]

I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'

So you can't tell her you've fallen in love with another man?

As if I'm that easy EH, PinUp still has a lot of work to do. The answer is no anyway

[P Daley]

He's back from that was here for a like a day and then hasn't been on....

He probably decided that having a new asshole ripped for him on a daily basis is getting old.

Thought he was into that.
But yeah, Coki's better.

[PinUp]

I actually spoke to her about it weeks ago, it went something like...
Me - 'you know the first weekend I'm back in Scotland, well that's the same weekend as System, so I was thinking...'
Ma squeeze - 'NO! Dont even think about it, you're coming home!'

So you can't tell her you've fallen in love with another man?

As if I'm that easy EH, PinUp still has a lot of work to do. The answer is no anyway

One day you'll realise that we were meant to be


By then it'll be to late

[magma]

Just found the "Other" folder in my Facebook inbox. Fuckloads of messages I didn't even know I had including one from a girl I met at a party a few weeks ago who probably now thinks I'm being an aloof dick!

THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR ZUCKERBERG

[say_whut]

a girl I was kind of with a few months back but then sort of fell out with-ish. She must have came back up for uni as I'm sure I seen her walking across the street from the side/back.

I can't stop thinking about it all now

#emo #yungluv #swag

[magma]

a girl I was kind of with a few months back but then sort of fell out with-ish. She must have came back up for uni as I'm sure I seen her walking across the street from the side/back.

I can't stop thinking about it all now

#emo #yungluv

Fixed. There is little detectable swag in this post.