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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:04 pm

:cornlol: wow, tyger wins again

next topic: space!
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by tyger » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:26 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:next topic: space!
sorry, my mind's a blank ...
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by hugh » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:41 pm

How do you have a party in space

you plan-et


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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by sigbowls » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:43 pm

the space needle is going to fall down some day so give it some space
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by ketamine » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:44 pm

hugh wrote:How do you have a party in space

you plan-et

badum-fuckit
that was actually pretty good
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:31 am

^ I agree, better than...

Why did the astronaut need extra help? Because he was spacial.
Why was the planet arrested? Because he was caught mooning in public.
Why did people like Neil Armstrong? Because he always Apollogised.
Why did people think Einstein was catholic? He was always banging on about mass.
Why did the astronaut dump his girlfriend? He needed more space.

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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Terpit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:31 am

hey guys, type eskimo feet on youtube! loads of cool footage



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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Terpit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:13 am

Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:09 am

Terpit wrote:hey guys, type eskimo feet on youtube! loads of cool footage
:lol: this i get
Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??
This i don't :?
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Terpit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:14 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote:
Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??
This i don't :?
You haven't seen him?
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:46 am

:cornlol: ohhh shit, i read that about 20 mins ago and still didn't get it but i let it stew, was looking at something completely different and it hit me out of nowhere and i burst out laughing in front of everyone. Well played.

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Post by Electric_Head » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:53 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote::cornlol: ohhh shit, i read that about 20 mins ago and still didn't get it but i let it stew, was looking at something completely different and it hit me out of nowhere and i burst out laughing in front of everyone. Well played.

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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Terpit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:30 am

Girl says to a guy 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?'
Guy says to girl 'Both, your about to get raped'

What do hillbillies do for halloween?
pump kin

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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by oddy » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:36 am

A man was hospitalised after calling emergency as he had six plastic horses stuck up his bum!






Doctors say his condition is stable...
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by faust.dtc » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:39 am

Terpit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:
Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??
This i don't :?
You haven't seen him?
Now I get it...

:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:53 am

faust.dtc wrote:
Terpit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:
Terpit wrote:Have you guys seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco??
This i don't :?
You haven't seen him?
Now I get it...

:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:
Did my post not give it away?
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by Terpit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:55 am

Just found a really nasty one, if your a wimp, dont read.

I've invented a new sex position and called it the Jade Goody. My girlfriend shaves her head and I call myself cervical cancer and eat her pussy.
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:09 pm

Terpit wrote:Girl says to a guy 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?'
Guy says to girl 'Both, your about to get raped'
:lol: ... :oops:

What's the name of the allience of military horses? Neigh-to! :6:
Where do birds come from? Crow-atia! :6:
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! :6:
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by faust.dtc » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:15 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Did my post not give it away?
Electric_Head wrote:
The emperor's new clothes.
NO! :6:

I got the joke just before I read your reply but thanks for the clarity E_H. ;-)
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Re: Tell Some Jokes

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:20 pm

Classics
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
-Def Leppard
What's the difference between iron man and iron woman?
-One is a superhero, the other an order
What's Linford Christie's favourite band?
-Turbonegro
How do you get a gay man to fuck your missus?
-Shit in her tnuc
What's blue, white, and shiney, but full of shit?
-DSF
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