Tell Some Jokes

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:25 pm

faust.dtc wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:Did my post not give it away?

Electric_Head wrote:
The emperor's new clothes.
NO!

I got the joke just before I read your reply but thanks for the clarity E_H.

I slap that sarcasm right off your face BOY!!!!

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:33 pm

I have another bean joke:

Why was the bean so relieved? Because his tumor was beanign

Also,
How was the burger punished? He was given a good grilling!

next topic is: meat!

JBoy · Post by **JBoy** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:41 pm

Someone once posted on dsf that he liked meat, this opinion was accepted by other forum members.

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:53 pm

I wondered when the anti-jokes would start

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:01 pm

Man walks into a butchers shop and says "Wheres your assistant?"
Butcher replies "I sacked him"
Man says "Sacked him? why?"
Butcher replies "He kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"
Man, shocked says "So wheres your bacon slicer??"
Butcher says "I fuckin sacked her as well!!"

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:44 pm

faust.dtc wrote:Man walks into a butchers shop and says "Wheres your assistant?"
Butcher replies "I sacked him"
Man says "Sacked him? why?"
Butcher replies "He kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"
Man, shocked says "So wheres your bacon slicer??"
Butcher says "I fuckin sacked her as well!!"

ghandi · Post by **ghandi** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:41 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:
Terpit wrote:Girl says to a guy 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?'
Guy says to girl 'Both, your about to get raped'
...

What's the name of the allience of military horses? Neigh-to!
Where do birds come from? Crow-atia!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

Whats this > piiig ...a pig with three eyes
So whats a fsh?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a bear with no ears?
... a B

Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam

etc

apecore · Post by **apecore** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:16 pm

a paedophile, a rapist and a priest walk into a bar, he orders a drink.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:52 pm

Why did the hen cross the road to the dubstep?

Panty Nuggets

WAIT! I have to make it bean specific...

Why did the beanie hen cross the road to the dubstep?

Panty Nuggets

RandomEyez · Post by **RandomEyez** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:30 am

apecore wrote:a paedophile, a rapist and a priest walk into a bar, he orders a drink.

SCope13 · Post by **SCope13** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:55 am

So a guy goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor tells him, "I have bad news: you have cancer and you have Alzheimer's". The patient replies, "Well it could be worse, at least I don't have cancer."

JTMMusicuk · Post by **JTMMusicuk** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:38 am

Knock knock

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:39 am

JTMMusicuk wrote:Knock knock

JTMMusicuk · Post by **JTMMusicuk** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:41 am

my work wont let me see the picture so im going to assume it says, "whosss thereeeee?"

Cows go m

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:44 am

tis a picture or Ricky

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:48 am

"Cows go m" who?

Who is ricky and why are you obsessed with him?

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:49 am

Whats green and goes camping?

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:50 am

I dont know, what's green and goes camping?

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:51 am

A boy sprout

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:55 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote:Who is ricky and why are you obsessed with him?

You need to watch a program called Trailer Park Boys, best thing thats come out of Canada

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