The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[noam]

girl i liked fucked me off

'its not you its me'

Blates it's you.

no shit, i wouldn't be pissed if it wasn't.

[Brewce]

distant relatives are here, cant hold a 2 min convo with any of them. attempting escape

[sigbowls]

i need a new job i don't want to have a back that hurts all the time, i don't know how the people do it that have been doing it for years.

maybe I'm just a pussy and should tuff it out

[dickman69]

attempting escape

[dubfordessert]

have decided to start selling off a load of my excess stuff, which means sorting out the absolute fucking mess that is my payal closed one account and am waiting for them to remove the limit on the other (which has old fucking bank details on it anyway ffs)

[Marzz]

Fuck the imagefap troll

[Phigure]

Fuck the imagefap troll

LOL that's still around?

couple years back when i was a freshman, i told my friend to go to that page (he's a dwarf btw, it sort of makes it funnier). the next night i think i had something like 30 missed calls from him, including voicemails of him literally crying, afraid the FBI was going to bust his door down and that "i trusted you and i cant believe you would do this to a friend"

[Terpit]

Fuck the imagefap troll

LOL that's still around?

couple years back when i was a freshman, i told my friend to go to that page (he's a dwarf btw, it sort of makes it funnier). the next night i think i had something like 30 missed calls from him, including voicemails of him literally crying, afraid the FBI was going to bust his door down and that "i trusted you and i cant believe you would do this to a friend"

??

[Marzz]

Fuck the imagefap troll

LOL that's still around?

couple years back when i was a freshman, i told my friend to go to that page (he's a dwarf btw, it sort of makes it funnier). the next night i think i had something like 30 missed calls from him, including voicemails of him literally crying, afraid the FBI was going to bust his door down and that "i trusted you and i cant believe you would do this to a friend"

I was scared but smart
I turned off my router for 5 mins lol, googled it, and laughed
Great troll

Imagefap's admin said it was a hoax
What happened to your friend? lol did he hate you?

[Terpit]

What is it?

[Marzz]

What is it?

Google it
Trolls on 4chan used to start threads saying "Go to imagefap.com and search lolita and have a good fapping!"
Usually 4 chan users reply to the thread saying i came buckets and it pisses people off
look


Im not doing it again

[Phigure]

What is it?

it's a porn site, when you search for a certain term, it redirects you to a fake page that says you've been reported to the FBI for seeking child pornography


my friend hated me for a few weeks and then get got over it

[Terpit]

Shit, i can imagine people getting seriously pranged about that

[Marzz]

I still wonder if its true and if im gonna be v&. fucking 4tard stnuc

[Marzz]

•Im gonna go buy a white sharpie

•go to the train station

•go to the black garbage cans that they put there

•write "search "lolita" on imagefap.com and have a good fappin'!"

•

[Terpit]

isnt lolita a term associated with what be an inappropriate video?

[Marzz]

isnt lolita a term associated with what be an inappropriate video?

It's a Russian novel

[wub]

isnt lolita a term associated with what be an inappropriate video?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita

It's from a book about a guy who starts banging his 12yr old stepdaughter because she's fit. There have been a couple of films of it as well;

[Terpit]

isnt lolita a term associated with what be an inappropriate video?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita

It's from a book about a guy who starts banging his 12yr old stepdaughter because she's fit. There have been a couple of films of it as well;

Yeah ive heard about the Kubrick film. But because that is the 'theme' of the book, wouldnt tying lolita into a porn site be an obvious nono? even if you saw it on 4chan

[Marzz]

I went on a search spree and found this:
"<img src="/img/prohibited.jpg"><BR>
<h2>You have reached this page because the search you are trying to perform contains banned keywords<BR>
referring to explicit images of underage children. ImageFap strongly opposes the posting, viewing and<BR>
spreading of such material on its network.<BR><BR>

In cooperation with the <a href="http://www.asacp.org/page.php?content=d ... ">ASACP</a> we log the IP, Date/time of visit and search arguments of all users entering this page.<BR><BR>

Date: <b></b><BR>
Your IP: <b><BR><BR>
</h2></center>


Thats the entire page there is no scripts there that could log your IP"
It was on some forum