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rayman612 wrote:theres a DOOM line about sticking the tip in or something... cant remember

id be real hip if i could :(
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ehbrums1 wrote:
rayman612 wrote:theres a DOOM line about sticking the tip in or something... cant remember

id be real hip if i could :(
I've always been told to stay clear of the bum... Hit the wrong thing and you cause a projectile jet stream of shit...on you dick
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:lol: wow
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ehbs please come out and explain yourself
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you guys dont know about the hidden poo button in your bum?
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Im sure gwa can clear this up for us
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hahahahahahaha it definitely wasn't that
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This thread is too jokes
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Nevalo wrote:ehbs please come out and explain yourself
A buddy of mine was giving it to his girlfriend in the rear, and he hit it the wrong way I guess and triggered a gag reflex of projectile shit
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ehbrums1 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:ehbs please come out and explain yourself
A buddy of mine was giving it to his girlfriend in the rear, and he hit it the wrong way I guess and triggered a gag reflex of projectile shit
Lol, screwing.

I imagine to trigger the torrent of projectile shit, you've gotta be storing some liquid brown pretty close to the hole in the first place.
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garethom wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:ehbs please come out and explain yourself
A buddy of mine was giving it to his girlfriend in the rear, and he hit it the wrong way I guess and triggered a gag reflex of projectile shit
Lol, screwing.

I imagine to trigger the torrent of projectile shit, you've gotta be storing some liquid brown pretty close to the hole in the first place.
Well the next time he feels like talking about the time he got shit on I'll ask for the details
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she had to have been prairie doggin it
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I remember a girl at school who (for some reason) told us this story about her & her ex...

So she was playing anal with her bf in the lounge & shat all over a new carpet when he pulled out. Then the dad came home & saw it, so she blamed it on the dog (which the dad hated), so he had the dog put down.
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And one of my mates said when he was bored he used to lube up his girls arsehole real slippy and then try get his balls in
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Agent 47 wrote:I remember a girl at school who (for some reason) told us this story about her & her ex...

So she was playing anal with her bf in the lounge & shat all over a new carpet when he pulled out. Then the dad came home & saw it, so she blamed it on the dog (which the dad hated), so he had the dog put down.
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haha yeah i've heard a few different versions

Just fort id share for joke tho blud
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Agent 47 wrote:I remember a girl at school who (for some reason) told us this story about her & her ex...

So she was playing anal with her bf in the lounge & shat all over a new carpet when he pulled out. Then the dad came home & saw it, so she blamed it on the dog (which the dad hated), so he had the dog put down.


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playing anal?


it aint no game boy.
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herbs wrote:playing anal?


it aint no game boy.
Unlike full on vaginal fucking
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