What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

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What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by MisterCasual » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:04 am

Well, i'm pretty sure any guy who has passed through high school has had this dilemma where you have no clue how to confront a hot girl when you see one. Unless your the hottest guy at your school or some guy who doesn't *cough* like girl *cough* ;-) then you have probably had this problem.

I was thinking it would be awesome if we can all just post any tips or experience we had with doing shit like that since, like, its a main problem in the ever growing society we live in.

Oppinions?

P.S : First time poster on DSF and I know a few people already on DSF who always talk about what a great community you guys got going here. I like Dubstep but I can't produce.

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by Raggles » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:08 am

wuss wit all dis high school hallway dilemma shit

got damn
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by dickman69 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:12 am

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:15 am

show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by MisterCasual » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:16 am

rayman612 wrote:says posts: 3
Did we not all start the exact same way? :3

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by MisterCasual » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:16 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder

Mhhhmmm Bruhh thats the shit, like i choose you man.

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by Raggles » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:18 am

Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by MisterCasual » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:22 am

Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by OttoMatik » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:22 am

Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
7. :cornlol:
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by dickman69 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:23 am

Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
11. Posts in masturbation thread
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by deadly_habit » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:25 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by MisterCasual » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:25 am

rayman612 wrote:
Raggles wrote:Okay so I figured out why new kids are coming here asking for our help to get pussy.

1. They haven't spoken to a female all summer.
2. Just going back to school.
3. Sees female wit a nice booty.
4. Wants booty.
5. Doesn't have friends so are stuck on a computer friday night (fuck you I have work at 4am)
6. Likes brostep/joins dsf.
7. Sees other high school threads in snh.
8. Asks for advice on how to move lips to make words come out.
9. inb4 "pull your schlong out"
10. Doesn't get booty.
11. Posts in masturbation thread
Linky :corndance:

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by Phigure » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:26 am

Raggles wrote:wuss wit all dis high school hallway dilemma shit

got damn
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by MisterCasual » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:27 am

deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by Phigure » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:28 am

MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by OttoMatik » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:29 am

Phigure wrote:
MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it
GameGrumps is fucking awesome though
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by Raggles » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:30 am

Phigure wrote:
MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it
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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by MisterCasual » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:31 am

OttoMatik wrote:
Phigure wrote:
MisterCasual wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:show her my pokemon cards da bitches usually goe weak at teh knees for my charizard ring binder
this man knows, best show your power level
he prolly is a wizard
http://tinyurl.com/9uh8cmn :cornlol:
get off this forum you dont get it
GameGrumps is fucking awesome though
:) you know them?! :D

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:31 am

nine posts in and you've linked hentai, bravo sir

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Re: What To Do When You See A Hot Girl?

Post by Phigure » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:32 am

not even the snh is safe anymore

this forum is completely fucked now
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