Horses

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:08 am

i dont like horsies.

they try to buck me off....

....and they always succeed

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:16 am

wolf89 wrote:
skwiggo wrote:they just are - theres no explanation needed

Girls who ride horses are always dirty as fuck.

Or at least that's the general consensus round here...

My ex rode horses.

She was frigid

great ass though

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:22 am

You can grow some large crazy mushrooms on horse dung.

Naan_Bread · Post by **Naan_Bread** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:45 am

Terpit wrote:Are they like sea lions of the land? with head of dog and leg of cow?

No my german sheperd is the sea lion of the land and also the Coco Chanel of dogs and sea lions also.

I think horses have an unfair reputation but this is probably due to my growing up on what might be called the "urban-rural fringe"

It's kind of fascinating the relationship between people and horses - I mean they're just so unbelievably domesticated. It's not like a dog where you just give it food for sitting, you're actually whipping them and stuff. It's weird to imagine some primordial Mongolian just climbing onto a wild animal and kicking it.

Are horses aliens?

What has a horse got to with Renaat Vandepapeliere or Sabine Maes, or dubstep?

What is the link between horses and dubstep?

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:54 am

Horses scare and fascinate me in equal measure. I really want to take a couple and go on a romantic trek with a beautiful lady... possibly both wearing armour... but I also want to run in the opposite direction everytime I get close to one.

Naan Bread wrote:What is the link between horses and dubstep?

Ketamine.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:00 pm

All i know is that when i lived in UK and was having driving lessons, horses on the road were my biggest fear. They probably are aliens.
I would love to see a picture of your Coco Chanel dog/sealion, sounds delighful.

And this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN0fWyIHqyc

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:02 pm

Imo horses belong more in Psy Trance.

I knew a mushrooms salesman who used to trot around at outdoor parties on his big grey horse.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:04 pm

A friend of my mother's had her breast bitten off by a horse. Always felt a bit funny around them since hearing that.

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:31 pm

wolf89 wrote:Can't drunkenly crash a horse on the way home.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:52 am

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:59 am

HOT!!!

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:01 am

until you find out they're guys

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:01 am

Yeah, would

ghandi · Post by **ghandi** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:07 pm

How I get to work and back...

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:26 pm

I can't handle horses or big dogs...

They always try to stand on me.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:31 pm

No like this..exactly...but in like - an equally as suspect way

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Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:40 pm

I don't think that's called 'standing'

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:42 pm

i'm sad to admit it but..i've eaten a horse.

it's a delicacy here in iceland. they make horse sausages out of their little horse ponies

and..and..it was good. =/

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:47 pm

Yeah I heard the French like their horse steaks. Meant to benice.

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:58 pm

yeah they're surprisingly tasty..

horse steak sounds amazing..

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