I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

joeki · Post by **joeki** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:05 pm

but srsly, do you need a passport for tenerife, cuz I didn't? Or is it cuz u from UK?

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:06 pm

Hope it gets sorted mate

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:13 pm

magma wrote:I've got through with a letter from the Spanish police before when I lost my passport... worth trying if you need to get back; but if you're getting a free extra week of holiday it might not be the best course of action!

That was Easyjet incidentally; I imagine Ryanair may look for any reason possible to charge you for a new ticket.

You massive doofus. Not a big enough boy to carry your own travel documents yet?

nah, we were all sat round the pub table by the gate and everyone's passport was on it, he just picked mine up by mistake. i've flown plenty of times by myself mr 30 years old

anyway, looks like i'm here till DHl send out my passport and then i'll get my next flight out ASAP.

NO COMPLAINTS ANYMORE GET ME

some money for some coke would be great tho guys, come on cough up!

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:14 pm

joeki wrote:but srsly, do you need a passport for tenerife, cuz I didn't? Or is it cuz u from UK?

i'm from the uk

scspkr99 · Post by **scspkr99** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:20 pm

joeki wrote:but srsly, do you need a passport for tenerife, cuz I didn't? Or is it cuz u from UK?

I'm assuming you flew? Did your airline require any photo id?

I think on mainland Europe most companies have a variety of approved documents for internal travel. I know Ryanair from Ireland require a passport and I suspect that Easyjet is similar

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:28 pm

gwa wrote:
NO COMPLAINTS ANYMORE GET ME

gwa wrote: some money for some coke would be great tho guys, come on cough up!

glad you didn't lose your cheekiness as well

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:34 pm

Good luck GWA, don't spend any money in any african pleasure lounges yeah?

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:38 pm

knell wrote:subjectivity is awesome, ain't it? sounds like you create your own prisons and make them other people's problems, too.

spontaneity doesn't instantly equate to something "easy" or "pleasurable", and you don't exactly have to be Liam Neeson to pull it off

i have no idea what the hell you're talking about

if "sounds like you create your own prisons and make them other people's problems too" is some kind of comment on my personality you can fuck off though friend.

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:40 pm

really feelin the love in SNH today

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:42 pm

you do come off as a moody basterd dubfordessert

Also my mate lost his passport while on holiday last year & i swear he got some sort of document that let him fly back anyway.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:43 pm

yeah come on, no pms, no PayPal shit. just want some fucking nose bag so i can wank into a mirror for the next 3 days!

ah well, at least i've got music to watch the girls go by to blast out the balcony whilst shouting over to the holiday goers asking if they fancy a pint.

AK he would of gone to the british embassy and had to fork out 120€ for it.

fuvk that! it's on the otherside of the island!

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:47 pm

LACE wrote:really feelin the love in SNH today

i may be a bastard sometimes but it's all in jest! hey, ask magma, i'm a nice guy

(he's a nice guy squared though)

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:47 pm

well my original reply WAS meant to be a joke, wasn't exactly expecting it to turn into a sermon on why happiness is the way or what have you

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:48 pm

Smoking ice is better for mirror wanking than sniff

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:49 pm

don't get meth out here. just coke and skunk, although we did stick 2 g's up our arse of md on the way over but one of the lads has stuck the rest back up on his flight back!

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:50 pm

dubfordessert wrote:well my original reply WAS meant to be a joke, wasn't exactly expecting it to turn into a sermon on why happiness is the way or what have you

internet is serious business, you should know better than to post jokes here!

but yeah, i honestly wasn't trying to offend

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:55 pm

knell wrote:
dubfordessert wrote:well my original reply WAS meant to be a joke, wasn't exactly expecting it to turn into a sermon on why happiness is the way or what have you
internet is serious business, you should know better than to post jokes here!

but yeah, i honestly wasn't trying to offend

i take that whole "fuck off" thing back then

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:58 pm

gwa wrote:
LACE wrote:really feelin the love in SNH today

i may be a bastard sometimes but it's all in jest! hey, ask magma, i'm a nice guy

(he's a nice guy squared though)

nothing but nice guy vibes at system i know it's true =)

dubfordessert wrote:
knell wrote:
dubfordessert wrote:well my original reply WAS meant to be a joke, wasn't exactly expecting it to turn into a sermon on why happiness is the way or what have you
internet is serious business, you should know better than to post jokes here!

but yeah, i honestly wasn't trying to offend

i take that whole "fuck off" thing back then

so yallz ready for the orgy

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:01 pm

GUYS STOP FUCKING BITCHING. YOU ARE THE ONES NOT STUCK 4 HOURS ON A PLSNE AWAY FROM HOME. I AM!

THERES BEEN NO DONATIONS, NO PROPER SYMPATHY, JUST GAY SHIT!

IM IN A PUB MAXIN WIFI WHILST ALL THE YOUNG COUPLES ABROAD BOYFRINDS ARE GIVING ME THE LOOK TO SAY HANDS OFF! FUCK OFF SHE'S WEARING TOMS!!

signed,

gwa (22 1/4 yr old and 5 pints in)

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:03 pm

thread ended so much better than expected

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