So my school isn't getting a DJ for homecoming...

[AxeD]

Ah, so it's ex-students coming back to their hometown.

I learned English from watching bad sitcoms, so I knew the term.. just never understood it

[ehbes]

no its for high school students...kinda like a preseason game for prom

[SCope13]

Ah, so it's ex-students coming back to their hometown.

I learned English from watching bad sitcoms, so I knew the term.. just never understood it

Yeah, what ehbrums said. Alumni coming back may have been what it was for originally, but not so much anymore.

[alphacat]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do "normal" kids in Nebraska listen to? Nu Country? Hip Hop? ICP?!

My suggestions:

[ehbes]

this on loop

[frank grimes jr.]

The homecoming dance is only part of a series of events. Pep rallies, football(handegg) games, parades... typical americana.

[ehbes]

The homecoming dance is only part of a series of events. Pep rallies, football(handegg) games, parades... typical americana.

pep rallies are they stupidest shit ever

[BonerJams04]

why? they get you out of school early

[dickman69]

i was in pep band... got out extra early

[ehbes]

why? they get you out of school early

we only have one each year and they lock the doors so you can't leave....theyre a waste of time unless you play on the football team or cheer

[SCope13]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do "normal" kids in Nebraska listen to? Nu Country? Hip Hop? ICP?!

Country, brostep and generic rock. I have a few friends that have good taste in hip hop though.

[BonerJams04]

@ehbrums
i like yelling tho

[ehbes]

@ehbrums
i like yelling tho

i like starting thanksgiving vacation 3 hours early

[frank grimes jr.]

why? they get you out of school early

we only have one each year and they lock the doors so you can't leave....theyre a waste of time unless you play on the football team or cheer

Soon you will discover the joy of watching bouncing tits. Then all will be right in the world for you.

[ehbes]

why? they get you out of school early

we only have one each year and they lock the doors so you can't leave....theyre a waste of time unless you play on the football team or cheer

Soon you will discover the joy of watching bouncing tits. Then all will be right in the world for you.

the new cheer uni's are tight as fuck

[Shum]

why? they get you out of school early

we only have one each year and they lock the doors so you can't leave....theyre a waste of time unless you play on the football team or cheer

Soon you will discover the joy of watching bouncing tits. Then all will be right in the world for you.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

why? they get you out of school early

we only have one each year and they lock the doors so you can't leave....theyre a waste of time unless you play on the football team or cheer

Soon you will discover the joy of watching bouncing tits. Then all will be right in the world for you.

if you cant grab them whats the point?

[BonerJams04]

so you can get sweet boners in front of yur friends m8

[ehbes]

so you can get sweet boners in front of yur friends m8

as if i already don't?

[alphacat]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do "normal" kids in Nebraska listen to? Nu Country? Hip Hop? ICP?!

Country, brostep and generic rock. I have a few friends that have good taste in hip hop though.

Interesting. Brostep inna heartland, eh? Wouldn't have thunk, but then... yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Not much common ground between the 3 styles you mention tho, aside from brostep & some rock (metal, electronic pop, etc.)

As this is being filtered into some teacher-type's lame playlist idea (which also means that everything else a decent DJ adds are not part of the equation, namely being able to read and rock the crowd) I would almost say fuck it and just go for a while, don't even trip on the music, and concentrate on macking instead.



No, seriously!

I mean, music is important and fantastic and all, but:

A) it doesn't have tits you can feel up.
B) Homecoming hookups are the stuff of legends.
C) The "party" (if we dare call it that) organizers are being anal enough to try and take away your ability to express yourself musically, right? They're worried about shenanigans, kid stuff. And when they lock it down such that everybody's bored and thinking 'why did we show up?' it'll be ripe for exploitation... all them chicks will be looking for someone to amuse them.

BOOM SON!

I say again: BOOM.




PS: Write a script to bombard the Google Doc in question with garbage playlists... link directly to Polka, Calypso, Tuvan Throat Singing, etc. sets.