The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[magma]

I had an allergic reaction to a pollen joint before I went to bed last night. An hour with ridiculously fast heart rate, swollen throat and a kind of asthma-ish chest. Never had that before with weed... for a while I thought I was about to have a fucking heart attack or something until I noticed my throat was all swollen - did well over my RDA of hayfever spray and a couple of anti-histimines and it all started to fade.

Seriously though, fuck.... that. Feel a bit weird this morning. It's been a ridiculously heavy few weeks and I think I'm in fairly urgent need of a proper night's sleep, but weed's NEVER done that to me before. Little bit scary if I'm honest.

[Terpit]

thats scary

[noam]

cos its pollen i spose, maybe some of the actual pollen flew through the joint into your lungs/throat which caused that??

[magma]

cos its pollen i spose, maybe some of the actual pollen flew through the joint into your lungs/throat which caused that??

Yeah, I reckon it was exactly that... I do get hayfever, but never normally notice too much effect from smoking, but I think I'd pretty much just coated my lungs and throat in pollen.

Cock.

Of course, being stoned didn't help with the racing mind and I reckon that was keeping my heart rate stupidly high... I was self-diagnosing like a motherfucker and got a bit panicky. At one point I even got dressed again so my housemates wouldn't have to scrape my naked body off the floor if I keeled over.

In other news: Anyone want a big lump of pollen?

[Johnlenham]

cos its pollen i spose, maybe some of the actual pollen flew through the joint into your lungs/throat which caused that??

Yeah, I reckon it was exactly that... I do get hayfever, but never normally notice too much effect from smoking, but I think I'd pretty much just coated my lungs and throat in pollen.

Cock.

Of course, being stoned didn't help with the racing mind and I reckon that was keeping my heart rate stupidly high... I was self-diagnosing like a motherfucker and got a bit panicky. At one point I even got dressed again so my housemates wouldn't have to scrape my naked body off the floor if I keeled over.

In other news: Anyone want a big lump of pollen?

No idea why I laughed at that but I did.
Edit:Probably because I did something similar a year or so ago

[magma]

I fucking pissed myself when I remembered this morning. Woke up wearing fucking jeans! Seriously, being stoned is not the state of mind to have your body throw a weird one... you end up analysing EVERYTHING about as far as you can.

[noam]

OMG LOLOLOLOL

thats amazing

i remember being so fucked on a couple of occasions the last thing i've summoned the strength to do is reach the toilet and take a shit and make sure i get my pants back on so i dont shit myself once i black out... drug logic

[murky21]

shit dawg thats scary.
Can emphasis with the fact being stoned, paranoid and self diagnosing mixed with actual real life peril is not the one
back on the standard erbs 4 u then boss!

[particle-jim]

In other news: Anyone want a big lump of pollen?

[teamhobson]

In other news: Anyone want a big lump of pollen?

No, fuck you jim! over here!

Seriously though that sounds awful! I've always wondered about that though. Surely even being around (a substantial amount of) ganja could trigger someone's hay fever, no?

[PinUp]

My mate bought some chronic when we were in amsterdam and when he sniffed the bag his hayfever flared up really badly! Watching him smoke a whole gram in a blunt was hilarious, by the end of it his nose was so runny and his eyes so puffy it looked like he was crying!

[Terpit]

I get pretty bad hay fever sometimes but smoking has always been fine

[antipode]

see kids. avoid flaring up your hayfever.

smoke crack.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

FUCKING AD VIRUS THING ON MY YOUTUBE

[Shum]

dubstep (half time drums + brootal wobs) sections in pop songs. die already.

Cowboys losing to Manly.

[ultraspatial]

see kids. avoid flaring up your hayfever.

smoke crack.

[dubfordessert]

the fucking stupid questions on this application form. you don't need to know what my most embarrassing moment is and anyway you know it involves alcohol so why don't we just leave it yeah? LEAVE IT.

[wub]

Picked a prickly pear fruit and now have a shit ton of tiny spines in my finger tips that are requiring some tweezer action when I get home.


There's an easy 'tiny prick' joke here if anyone wants it.

[JTMMusicuk]

knock knock...
whos there..
tiny...
tiny who?
tiny prick......

that what you were looking for?

[wub]

knock knock...
whos there..
tiny...
tiny who?
tiny prick......

that what you were looking for?

You've confused 'easy' with 'shit'