I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:05 pm

ok, here's a few things i've been told by my dads mates

one, he fuvked over 300 women in 2 years
two, he once was doing 180mph with 2 girls in the back of his porsche 911 coming back from a rave of his head
three, talking of his driving, he's out sped blue lights on the motorway countless times
four, his ex girlfriend came home to find him in bed with 3 women
Five, he poached his sons conquest because 'I made you, therefore what is yours is mine'

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:07 pm

I've got a lot of respect for my old man because he came from the sticks.. I mean serious poverty and built his own empire up so got a lot of time for him and admire the true OG raver

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:08 pm

so it's always gonna be #teamgwasdad

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:08 pm

This is why I love you Jorge

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:12 pm

and I love you 2 luke

and I'm also pissed, alone, without identity

tyger · Post by **tyger** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:19 pm

but it's not the identity that THE MAN gives yer that counts ... yer kner this

Kochari · Post by **Kochari** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:59 pm

Giz a pic of yer dad gwa

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:43 pm

so now we know you simply live in the shadow of the legend known as GWA'S DAD

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:14 pm

I made it my life goal to track down Gwa's dad and report him to the authorities.
That 'll make a nice project.

incnic · Post by **incnic** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:26 pm

thread read
interestng reading
more content tho pls

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:40 pm

SO SUPPOSED TO GET MY PASSPORT TODAY BUT HE'S WROTTEN THE FUCKINH WRONG POSR CODE AND NOW IT'S ON THE WRONG SIDE OF ISLAND MOTHERDUCKER JESUS SO STRESSED

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:42 pm

Maybe your dad hates you and doesn't want you to ever come home

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:50 pm

hugh wrote:Maybe your dad hates you and doesn't want you to ever come home

This.

Think his son is cramping his style......dont need no rugrats getting under his feet.

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:54 pm

Shit brah just caught your drama. You sorted for dosh and other shit to survive on currently? Only got like a tenner in't le bonk due to having to invest all my dosh into business bulk orders... but could try n sort something... Let me know if ya need any correspondance to this side of the pond, you say you got no credit etc, could make some phonecalls if there's oot urgent.

Dunno if 5 pages of useless stnuc have mentioned to seek the British Embassy - can sort a temporary passport. Start here:
http://ukinspain.fco.gov.uk/en/about-us ... contact-us

Also keep up with the stiff upper lip old chap. Represent us well, my lad.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:08 pm

cheers blah blah but I've got some cash now.

They don't deliver here on Saturday so might be Monday or Tuesday when I return

FUCK ME I WANT A ZOOT SO BAD

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:11 pm

I'm all good for contacting people. I don't get a carrier out here do its strictly wifi zones.

this is one motherfucking rollercoaster I want to get off

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:24 pm

Stay strong blad, the power of the White Rose should be enough flora for you to cruise this one out

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:29 pm

i'm fine, my cold emotionless tnuc of a line manager doesn't see how i could possibly be distraught from this fucking nightmare situation

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:47 pm

Yeah man, it's not as if you're living it large in Bridlington. OI OI!!!

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:56 pm

Well, yeah, it's blistering hot. Shame I can't afford sun tab cream as I'm already peeling a little!

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