Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[magma]

I'm quietly a little shocked at the amount of pissed pants in this thread. I've been in perfect control of my bladder and bowels since I was 5, AFAIK... admittedly, when I was five I let loose in the middle of my primary school classroom... had to wear a pair of pants from lost property.

[PinUp]

Once I picked my cat up and the little fucker shat all down my arm

[wobbles]

For the record i didnt piss inside my pants, i was peeing into a toilet and the stream shot out weird bcuz of semen

[particle-jim]

For the record i didnt piss inside my pants, i was peeing into a toilet and the stream shot out weird bcuz of semen

[danny_scrilla]

For the record i didnt piss inside my pants, i was peeing into a toilet and the stream shot out weird bcuz of semen

[pikeymobile]

Once I picked my cat up and the little fucker shat all down my arm

my one cat shit out about 10 tapeworms in my ex girlfriends face once
i slept through the whole ordeal

[hayze99]

I remember when I pissed in a big bottle all night and morning, because I was too fucked up throughout the night to get anywhere near the bathroom. My flatmate came in and we were just chilling through our hangover, as normal when he accidentally knocked over the bottle on the floor.

"Oh shit man, really sorry about that dude."
"Yeh man, that was piss..."
"...That whole bottle?"
"Yeh, that was a whole bottle of piss".

I had worked up like 2 litres over the night and it was just absolutely creeping all over my room. We kind of dashed around the room in panic and he actually helped me clean it up. Best bro ever.

My room smelled like piss for pretty much the rest of the year.

[PinUp]

Once I picked my cat up and the little fucker shat all down my arm

my one cat shit out about 10 tapeworms in my ex girlfriends face once
i slept through the whole ordeal

[TooMuch]

bump. i need giggles.

[Phigure]

I remember when I pissed in a big bottle all night and morning, because I was too fucked up throughout the night to get anywhere near the bathroom. My flatmate came in and we were just chilling through our hangover, as normal when he accidentally knocked over the bottle on the floor.

"Oh shit man, really sorry about that dude."
"Yeh man, that was piss..."
"...That whole bottle?"
"Yeh, that was a whole bottle of piss".

I had worked up like 2 litres over the night and it was just absolutely creeping all over my room. We kind of dashed around the room in panic and he actually helped me clean it up. Best bro ever.

My room smelled like piss for pretty much the rest of the year.

ooh that reminds me

i was 16 and my parents sent me back to austria for a month during the summer to visit with grandparents and the rest of the family

basically there's fuck all to do since they live in the middle of nowhere and i cant drive over there. spent every night getting fucked up in my room doing dumb shit on the internet, started pissing in a bottle one night cause i wasnt feeling like getting up every hour. wake up in the morning with a killer thirst, see this bottle by my bed and completely forget whats in it.

[BonerJams04]

my friend stopped the car to let me pee ob the side of this empty highway. while im pissing, he backs the car up and slowly drives into me. i fall onto the hood, dick flailing, piss spraying all over myself and the hood. disgusting.

and my knee got hurt

[Terpit]

Too many funny stories here.
I saw someone fall asleep outdoors over here and woke up with a terrible hangover and covered in bugs, might not sound that bad but i felt really sorry for him.
And stop pissing your pants people!

First post in amazing

[Phigure]

my friend stopped the car to let me pee ob the side of this empty highway. while im pissing, he backs the car up and slowly drives into me. i fall onto the hood, dick flailing, piss spraying all over myself and the hood. disgusting.

and my knee got hurt

how did you fall onto the hood if he backed up the car

[BonerJams04]

he backed up first. then went forward.

[Terpit]

I shit myself in my sleep once, i think it was from alcohol + ketamine

[Ficticious]

I forgot.

That's how disgusting it must have been.

[therapist]

I'm starting to think all this gut-rumbling sub-bass is causing you guys actual bladder/bowel problems. There must be some relation between your musical tastes and your collective incontinence.

[espire]

Never wet my pants before. Woke up with shit in my pants once.

I went to the sea with a couple of mates and we were taking sand out of the ocean and throwing it at eachother. Suddenly one of my friends kinda kneeled with his hands under water so we thought whe was just taking some more mud. But when he gets back up and hits me in the face I realise it was not ordinary mud I was pretty upset.

[vishes]

jesus

[wilson]

Had a relatively pain/embarrassing accident free life, but I did lop the top of my thumb off save a layer of skin when trying to cut some ribbon once. Looked like a hinged lid if I lifted it up and down. It didn't hurt much at all which was weird. Lots of blood.