You know you suck when...

[Jizz]

not gonna feel a man named Jizzman, sos

[Genevieve]

when people who make music you think is worthless are still better at it than you ever will be

when you get parred off by people you really like and talk to on on forums when they dont follow you back on soundcloud even out of pity or support but follows everyone else on the forum :'(

when yuo use fl studio

when you flop on collabs

when yu post track on facebook and nobody comments or likes

when your own mum calls it "cool" gosh she doesn't know anything worthless wench it's supposed to be ironic and unconventional you bitch not "cool" omg

omg sorry I'm never on soundcloud!

[idontreallygiveashit]

i did this all 4 u gen, and u dont even follow back!

[ketamine]

^ yall 2 sound really [no homo]

[ehbes]

i did this all 4 u gen, and u dont even follow back!

I can't be seen following plebs like you for when I get signed to owsla

[idontreallygiveashit]

def gonna stop following you !

x 100

im sorry i suck!

[ehbes]

[Dystinkt]

your only djing job for a good few months is a sixth form halloween party, out to the underage drinking massive

[Attila]

When you ask other people how you should approach writing your music.

[hasezwei]

your music sounds like [artist], just not good.

i dont care if you (whoever you are) and 10.000 others are biting (for example) koan sound, on the occasion that i feel like listening to koan sound there's nothing in the world that'll make me listen to your stuff instead of theirs. cause they did it first and they do it best.

[ketamine]

your music sounds like [artist], just not good.

i dont care if you (whoever you are) and 10.000 others are biting (for example) koan sound, on the occasion that i feel like listening to koan sound there's nothing in the world that'll make me listen to your stuff instead of theirs. cause they did it first and they do it best.

i like this. u mean i can't b the next burialz??!1

[RandoRando]

when you spend hours on the mixdown and your girlfriend tells you, i cant even hear that part, its not clear.

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

^dont listen to your girlfriend with regards to mixing, unless she is a producer or something lol.

[MassAphekt]

You found out your gf of 3 years hasn't even liked it.

Lmaooo

[RandoRando]

^dont listen to your girlfriend with regards to mixing, unless she is a producer or something lol.

i dont think shes right all the time, but i take her opinion as the "average listener" you know? she has kind of an ear though, in metal bands she prefers demos over mastered versions. Because of the dynamics.

[sunny_b_uk]

when you use pro tools and your music doesn't sound pro, you just sound like a tool

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

when you use pro tools and your music doesn't sound pro, you just sound like a tool.

Thats a good one

[sunny_b_uk]

when you use pro tools and your music doesn't sound pro, you just sound like a tool.

Thats a good one

thanx i got bored and did more lol:

when you use cubase and your music doesn't have any bass
when you rewire reason & record to resample just to sound like requake
when you resample 15 times and the original sound was better
when you split frequencies on your bass and then your headphones split in half
when someone on DSF advises you to use an ADSR and you don't know what the fuck they're talking about
when you have note helper enabled in FL and your music is still off key
when you use massive/nexus2 and your music sounds like a generic piece of shit
when you switch to ableton live just because all the mainstream heads did it
when you make youtube tutorials and the db meter is always peaking
when all you do is ask "flp?" on any youtube video that involves FL
when you type FL as "FL's" or "fr00tyl00ps"
when you pronouce z3ta+ as "zedd three tee aye plus" (believe me iv heard it pronounced like that)
when you download vengeance packs just to process an over processed snare even further
when you use soundgoodizer/sausage fattener on every channel
when you use fruity reverb 1
when your production name rhymes with or sounds like skrillex

[Turnipish_Thoughts]

When you start out fully inspired and get a nice 8 bar groove going, but within 5 minutes the project has been swamped with 20+ failed ideas so you get pissed off, close your DAW and go on DSF, never to return to said project.

[bkwsk]

download vengeance packs just to process an over processed snare even further

QFT