The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by AxeD » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:24 pm

It's my choice.

Where did the idea come from though? I think it's just a religious tradition.
If it reduces the risk of infections that much, there would be people doing it here too I think.

Anyway my uncle is a urologist, I'll just ask him.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by garethom » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:30 pm

AxeD wrote:It's my choice.
Not when you're 6 months old, it's not.

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by AxeD » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:40 pm

Ha

That makes it even worse if you ask me.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mo_respect » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:44 pm

AxeD wrote: Where did the idea come from though? I think it's just a religious tradition.
yeah its started in egypt, and has filtered through abrahamic religions. i think it definitely lowered the risk of infection years ago, as well as lowers the chances of HIV transmission now a days, but aside from that i dont think it really matters too muc now.

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:45 pm

It also facilitates the build up of cheesey goodness.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by AxeD » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:51 pm

I learned that not washing does that.

Maybe my health/biology teacher was a mad scientist though :)
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Forum » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:52 pm

Please get this thread back on topic
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mo_respect » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:00 pm

ya sorry blud.

one time at bandcamp i jerked off with an oboe

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by espire » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:05 pm

Sonika wrote:Socks feel terrible on your dick
Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)


Ultraspatial I want to hear the story about how you almost had sex with your best friend
What the fuck? Why would you put a sock on your dick?

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Post by Forum » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:06 pm

mo respect wrote:ya sorry blud.

one time at bandcamp i jerked off with an oboe
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Post by Electric_Head » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:08 pm

espire wrote:
Sonika wrote:Socks feel terrible on your dick
Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)


Ultraspatial I want to hear the story about how you almost had sex with your best friend
What the fuck? Why would you put a sock on your dick?
Hence my :roll:.
He's clearly doing it wrong.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by ultraspatial » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:34 pm

mo respect wrote:
Sonika wrote: Ultraspatial I want to hear the story about how you almost had sex with your best friend
itt: sonika comes out
:lol:

not all that interesting tbh

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:57 pm

well I'm jewish AND american

also, garethom, how do you know I'm not actually a 40 yr old posing as a 14 year old to take the piss?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by ehbes » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:12 pm

Sonika wrote:well I'm jewish AND american

also, garethom, how do you know I'm not actually a 40 yr old posing as a 14 year old to take the piss?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Terpit » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:23 pm

I thought people only wanked into socks in American teen movies, is it a real thing?
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by particle-jim » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:29 pm

Terpit wrote:I thought people only wanked into socks in American teen movies, is it a real thing?
well finding an old sock at the back of the drawer is cheaper than constantly buying kleenex
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Terpit » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:31 pm

particle-jim wrote:
Terpit wrote:I thought people only wanked into socks in American teen movies, is it a real thing?
well finding an old sock at the back of the drawer is cheaper than constantly buying kleenex
I think it would put me off
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by skell1ngton777 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:33 pm

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mIrReN » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:39 pm

ehbrums1 wrote:
Sonika wrote:well I'm jewish AND american

also, garethom, how do you know I'm not actually a 40 yr old posing as a 14 year old to take the piss?

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