The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by leyenda » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:14 pm

http://www.mademan.com/mm/5-facts-about ... cized.html

Check out fact #1 :lol:

I'll willing sacrifice the almost inconsequential health benefits given that.

EDIT: facts 3 and 4 are relevant too
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by garethom » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:30 pm

lol "facts"

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mo_respect » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:43 pm

am i an asshole for not being surprised that sonika is a jewish-american? (gotta be pc here)

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Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:44 pm

not necessarily, why is it so unsurprising though?
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mo_respect » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:45 pm

its just all makes sense now

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by garethom » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:46 pm

dude, you're always wearing your jew cap and reading your torah in here, it's so obvious.

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:46 pm

mo respect wrote:its just all makes sense now


....why?
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Molzie » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:52 pm

leyenda303 wrote:http://www.mademan.com/mm/5-facts-about ... cized.html

Check out fact #1 :lol:

I'll willing sacrifice the almost inconsequential health benefits given that.

EDIT: facts 3 and 4 are relevant too
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:54 pm

I've only had smegma once in my life an it was a side effect of some antibiotics for a sinus infection.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Molzie » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:58 pm

you don't get smegma if you wash your cock. general hygiene etc

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Kochari » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:10 pm

leyenda303 wrote:http://www.mademan.com/mm/5-facts-about ... cized.html

Check out fact #1 :lol:

I'll willing sacrifice the almost inconsequential health benefits given that.

EDIT: facts 3 and 4 are relevant too
"However, according to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, a circumcised man lasts 6.7 minutes until ejaculation compared to 6.0 minutes for an uncircumcised man. "

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:55 pm

alphacat wrote:@3za - why so suddenly serious about something that's essentially a piss-take topic?
There is no need to be a jerk about it.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Marzz » Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:25 pm

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Post by Phigure » Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:26 pm

fuck you thats my smiley :james:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by dickman69 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:27 pm

marzz ur signature is far too long
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:28 pm

Yeah back off his smiley brah


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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:28 pm

fuck you this is my thread :james:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:14 am

its cool 3za you get a pass :james:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:19 am

3za wrote:
alphacat wrote:@3za - why so suddenly serious about something that's essentially a piss-take topic?
There is no need to be a jerk about it.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by noam » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:23 am

lol wtf is smegma

hahahaha

*vom*

almost like the other day when my flatmate was talkin about his chick and was like 'yo mate fanny farts STINK'

i just looked at him

they only stink if the girl has a rancid pussy...

i put it to him, and he was like 'yehhhh it smells really bad... what do i do?!'

poor guy, would have blatantly just kept gettin fish-farted on if no one had told him to tell her to wash her damn snatch

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