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[dubfordessert]

whatevs

[ehbes]

fuck it, I'm using a pre made loop

[Hircine]

I find it hard because I love smoking. Didn't even bother drinking until a good few months after I broke edge.

I always enjoyed smoking (cigs > ganja) more than drinking , but I'm done with it. Don't want to be addicted to shit and don't want to support a crime civil war.

[ehbes]

don't you just hate when this happens

[Molzie]

don't you just hate when this happens

Shanghaiist cheekily notes that doctors reminded the public that it's not the size of the dildo but what you do with it that counts.

classic doctor humor

[dickman69]

don't you just hate when this happens

made me think of this

[sigbowls]

i bet the guy in the halo suit is link

[jayladders]

has the whole cheating thing come out yet?

Nah, but I'm done with that.

you're rolling YOUR eyes at the fact you haven't told your gf you cheated on her?

lol.

but you're "done with it" so that's all that matters huh?

fucking pathetic. i hope she dumps your ass anyway.

Sorry ultra but I agree here. Cheating is a horrible thing to do

[idontreallygiveashit]

I find it hard because I love smoking. Didn't even bother drinking until a good few months after I broke edge.

I always enjoyed smoking (cigs > ganja) more than drinking , but I'm done with it. Don't want to be addicted to shit and don't want to support a crime civil war.

See, im in slightly different boat - i dont enjoy smoking but im always looking to support a good crime civil war, so i just put up with the addiction

[jayladders]

I find it hard because I love smoking. Didn't even bother drinking until a good few months after I broke edge.

I always enjoyed smoking (cigs > ganja) more than drinking , but I'm done with it. Don't want to be addicted to shit and don't want to support a crime civil war.

See, im in slightly different boat - i dont enjoy smoking but im always looking to support a good crime civil war, so i just put up with the addiction

Hahahahahaha

[BonerJams04]

fuck it, I'm using a pre made loop

BLASPHEMY

[wub]

don't you just hate when this happens

Shanghaiist cheekily notes that doctors reminded the public that it's not the size of the dildo but what you do with it that counts.

classic doctor humor

Missus told me a story how she was on call at a London hospital once and they had this massive biker type guy come in with something stuck up his arse. They lax'd him up, got the forceps out and could see something purple but couldn't get it.

In the end, had to do a colonoscopy (cutting his intestines open) to remove it. Was a double ended dildo as long as the surgeons forearm. The guy had folded it in half with both tips up his arse when he'd pushed too far and it had 'sprung' open inside him. The OR team were in fits of laughter, taking pics of it with their phones etc, some of which ended up being made into a presentation at some meeting my GF attended later in the month.

Sex toys are expensive, and it's NHS procedure (apparently) to not throw them away, so they left it in a clear plastic sterile bag next to his bed for when he woke up. His missus was this tiny blonde Eastern European bird who was apparently quite sympathetic about what had happened. His mates kept coming into visit him (all massive biker blokes) and he told them all he was in to have his appendix removed.

[Phigure]

^ that is absolutely hysterical

[Forum]

The guy had folded it in half with both tips up his arse when he'd pushed too far and it had 'sprung' open inside him.

[mIrReN]

Not used to weed anymore damn, couple of hits gets me high as fuck..
Also bitches suck. (no offense/disrespect intended)

[Sexual_Chocolate]

The guy had folded it in half with both tips up his arse when he'd pushed too far and it had 'sprung' open inside him.

innit.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

still really confused as to why temazepam is giving me anxiety problems.... surely it should remove said problems =\

fuck you body!

[jayladders]

still really confused as to why temazepam is giving me anxiety problems.... surely it should remove said problems =\

fuck you body!

dude i posted somewhere saying why. do NOT take it in conjunction with diazepam, they just cancel out the little positive effects and combine for a clusterfuck of unnecessary chemicals floating around your brain. just stop taking them

[Sexual_Chocolate]

yea i havent had any diazepam since i was perscribed the temazepam.
my docotor specifically said " DO NOT TAKE THEM TOGETHER " which was enough to scare me into putting them in the back of my drug cabinet lol

[Forum]

Had it in my head for some reason that Lone - Galaxy garden was garbage, just had a listen through and its a peach