The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[faultier]

apparently if you taze someones face for long enough, their eyes will explode/melt.

the more you know

[jayladders]

apparently if you taze someones face for long enough, their eyes will explode/melt.

so they could get blind either way

[LA_Boxers]

Personally I reckon the blind dude WAS holding a samauri sword, but he thought it was his white stick. Then started waving it round showing then it wasnt a samauri sword......when infact it was.

Taser was deserved.

[garethom]

Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it

sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something

[wub]

I once had a nightmare that Tony Soprano caught me shagging Meadow and bummed me as punishment.

[Terpit]

I once had a nightmare that Tony Soprano caught me shagging Meadow and bummed me as punishment.

best thing ive read in a while

[jayladders]

Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it

sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something

Fuck off mate. I have night terrors as clear as day because of a condition and talking about it to people is supposed to help. I tried typing it out but I couldn't so I just typed as much as I could. Don't try and belittle me over something you aren't willing to understand.

[particle-jim]

Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it

sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something

http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-inf ... imination/

[LACE]

Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it

sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something

Fuck off mate. I have night terrors as clear as day because of a condition and talking about it to people is supposed to help. I tried typing it out but I couldn't so I just typed as much as I could. Don't try and belittle me over something you aren't willing to understand.

maybe SNH isn't the forum for you to talk about these matters

[idontreallygiveashit]

what happened in the nightmare?

[mo_respect]

Ee-da-puss in work boots...

GHETTO PSYSCHE-OLOGY!!

These are sick

[garethom]

Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it

sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something

http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-inf ... imination/

lol, knew something like that was coming. Chatting wet.

Am I mind reader dude? You say you've had a nightmare, and from that I'm supposed to grasp you've "got a condition" and I'm not willing to understand? Chatting wet.

This is the SNH, not a support group. If you wanted to talk about your condition, go and talk about it, don't just say it's a nightmare, or people are gonna assume that you had a fucking nightmare. Not that much of a reach to see my point, is it?

Also, don't call me mate and tell me to fuck off in the same sentence.

[idontreallygiveashit]

ur being a twat mate, fuck off out of here pally






jk ^_^

[herbs]

Just remembered one of my 50 Euro notes was used as a beak funnel in Ibiza and I didn't get it back. What would be a good method of flushing out who claimed it?

[herbs]

oh and I once dreamt I had chopped up some bodies (didn't dream doing it) and was walking around with the parts in bin liners searching for a good place to burn them.

I have to admit it shook me up a little

(not really...I got straight up and cooked bacon. yum)

[jayladders]

Just woke up from worst nightmare I've ever had. I am in such a fucking state right now. I'm too scared to move and too upset to talk to anyone about it

sorry but lol.

You're too scared to move and too upset to talk about it, but you'll load up dsf and chat on here.

it was a nightmare dude, are you 5 or something? it didn't happen, be happy that it didn't.

do a push up or something

http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-inf ... imination/

lol, knew something like that was coming. Chatting wet.

Am I mind reader dude? You say you've had a nightmare, and from that I'm supposed to grasp you've "got a condition" and I'm not willing to understand? Chatting wet.

This is the SNH, not a support group. If you wanted to talk about your condition, go and talk about it, don't just say it's a nightmare, or people are gonna assume that you had a fucking nightmare. Not that much of a reach to see my point, is it?

Also, don't call me mate and tell me to fuck off in the same sentence.

You 'knew something like that was coming' and yet you posted your little piece anyway? Perhaps if you weren't intent on posting only to dig at other people/scoff at something without knowing the picture, you wouldn't come across as such a bore.

Fuck off and mate in same sentence = irony

[dickman69]

I had a horrible day yesterday...

dnt ask me bout it tho

[ehbes]

I had a horrible day yesterday...

dnt ask me bout it tho

Fish killer!

[chekov]

having to download an hour set's worth of tunes for tomorrow, it's so hard to find decent downloads of stuff these days

[wub]

having to download an hour set's worth of tunes for tomorrow, it's so hard to find decent downloads of stuff these days

Also, just had some snidey little shitbag send me chase emails for most of the afternoon on something I'm working on, copying in the world & his dog so everyone can see that he's repeatedly asking me to do something, then when I finally do it and send it to him he only sends the thank you/job well done email to me and doesn't copy anyone in.

Man has just made my shit list big time and is in for a world of bureaucratic hurt next week