WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by wub » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:27 am

Pork sword.
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by kay » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:53 pm

Katana

Or my claws.
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Post by cloquet » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:04 am

baseball bat
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by Lucifa » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:09 am

millwall brick (inconspicious)

or, uhh, harshly cutting insults that go too far and are actually a bit nasty
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by bigfootspartan » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:44 am

I always liked the long blunt pole, massive opportunities with that!
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Post by cloquet » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:47 am

claw hammer's a good one. crowbar too.
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Post by EliteLennon117 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:08 am

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by syrup » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:37 am

my dick 8)
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by JBoy » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:06 am

Your favourite melee weapon is your keyboard internet warriors.
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:05 am

have been smacked with a keyboard.

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Post by Blenky » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:34 pm

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by sigbowls » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:52 pm

lead pipe
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:27 pm

a packet of supermarket bacon. Seriously. slap someone with that and watch them unravel in pain.
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Post by volcanogeorge » Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:28 pm

^ will try this
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Post by finji » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:00 pm

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MELEE WEAPON

Post by didi » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:07 pm

A dildo.


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