The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[dubfordessert]

mate, you may as well just buy a new dress, you're gonna hack it to pieces

[wub]

Hessian sack.

[particle-jim]

mate, you may as well just buy a new dress, you're gonna hack it to pieces

If you'd seen this dress you'd probably consider hacking it up to be something of an improvement... I did see a nurses uniform in the charity shop too though

[wub]

mate, you may as well just buy a new dress, you're gonna hack it to pieces

If you'd seen this dress you'd probably consider hacking it up to be something of an improvement... I did see a nurses uniform in the charity shop too though

You'd end up looking like this.

[dubfordessert]

can't decide what party dress to get... i'd look good in all of them

[NickUndercover]

First world problems

[dubfordessert]

there are sexy bitchez in the third world too

[BonerJams04]

i had a sex dream about a jungle queen once

[sigbowls]

watch walking dead last night?

i did and i had a dream my dad was pointing a crossbow at a punk

[kidshuffle]

there are sexy bitchez in the third world too

they only own one dress though

[__________]

Big up the ninja crew for kind words of support on my ol' relationship issue. I wouldn't normally post shit like that but was feeling very down at the time.

You may find it amusing to know that said man (there could've been more but who cares) is a 31 year old crusty-looking postman. Certainly made me feel better about it all
I can't speak for the ladies but I'd rate a 23 year old crusty-looking website-and-music-man/rural street entrepreneur over some 31 year old, crusty-looking, bald motherfucker. My logic is thus - I could achieve what he has (lack of hair, crusty appearance, unskilled job, younger girl) quite easily given 8 years. In 8 years I am definitely not gonna be a bald postman chasing young ginger ladies in Cornwall though, so it's all good.
blessssssssssss

[ehbes]

Don't hate the bald head crew....

[Sexual_Chocolate]

first day working on contract in albany.

come home & get told my mum collapsed.

fuck.

[ehbes]

first day working on contract in albany.

come home & get told my mum collapsed.

fuck.

Is she ok?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

well, she's alive.

she doesnt want to go see a doctor though, which is really fucking me off....
just keeps saying "im to ill to go" FUCK SAKES, THATS MORE REASON TO GO!

[Shum]

flippin heck, hope your mumsy is okay nev.

[Terpit]

Can you not get a doctor to come to yours? or if not, im sure collapsing is enough justification to get an ambulance?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

nah, my mum thinks she can sleep it off. its just what shes like, she doesnt want to see a doctor or anything.

bloody stubborn old woman.

[kidshuffle]

she sounds like a tough one

[Molzie]

Just call the doc and make her an appointment.

Hope she's feeling better though.