Irritating shit on facebook

[dickman69]

lolwut ^



also nothing i post in here pisses me off

how can you be pissed off from facebook its such a fucking joke lol

[Terpit]

What does this mean?

[dickman69]

someone is asking him what he is doing through a text message

he is responding with "nothing laying down"

even though he is on a toilet

[Terpit]

[Maccaveli]

Looks exactly like my cat

[Johoosh]

Some girl's status:

"Oii so hard to get rid of garms."


Fuck you and your first world problems. And stop saying 'lean' youre far too white & middle class IZNIT?

[ezza]

^^ I have the best middle class white gangster on my fb

WHEN UR A MC AND U GO TO PULL DA BARS THAT U WROTE FROM DA TOP AND DA BEATS JUST FULLY ENDS AND U GO ' ARRR ' LOOL PEAK

So i get into town n sum yout this girl spitts shes sick give them a few bars n sum fool puts on sum wack grime beat so im like turn that offf n give them sum bars i wrote time ago killed it crown gaverd need to realise my tunes

I offten sit n wonder will it ever be more than struggle n hungar

loool strugglin, you live in a barn conversion

[kingldub]

Sufferation

[Johoosh]

Hold tight these 2 stnuc from my FB:



Guy on left is straight up EDL haha he got nicked at a march a few months ago.


Was gonna compile a "best of FB white-middle class bars" but that video just does the job. (Audio gets better if you skip a bit farther fwd)

[idontreallygiveashit]

FUCKING LOL

[syrup]

People that bemoan you for pulling a sincere disapproving expression when they shove a camera in your face at a party. i have my right to scowl dammit

I recently saw Kahn and Om Unit and some fresher was filming it on his phone. Instead of filming the front he kept spinning round and putting his bright ass fucking light in peoples faces. I frowned the first few times.. then it got really annoying so pushed his hand out my face. He stopped recording and said to me "Dude don't you want to be in the video? I'm going to send it to 1xtra!".

I don't think he'd ever been to a rave before...

went to some night in Bristol not too long ago and there was some generic hipster girl #2 dancing around like a knobhead, with this strobe white and green flashbulb thing, and she'd just dance around the floor then shove it in your face, blind you for a good 30 seconds. She was taking so many, and the room was so dark that I would say for most of the time in that room, I couldn't see shit.

Clocked the photos on facebook, everyone that's got me in it just has me stood there looking vexed at the camera.

could you post some?

[zerbaman]

Are you trying to get to know his penis?

[syrup]

nah, just wanna see him looking vexed at the camera obvs

[dickman69]

"I see so much ignorant mess on my newsfeed right now. Makes me mad I even got on here. Black people, we gotta do better. If Romney wins then just know facebook is really gonna start charging for their service. Get off facebook with that mess and spread the word about voting!"

what in the fuck

[ehbes]

newsfeed bluing up with people saying they voted for the first time. Congratulations your vote for mitt romnet met jack dick in a state like massachusetts

[Shum]

"I see so much ignorant mess on my newsfeed right now. Makes me mad I even got on here. Black people, we gotta do better. If Romney wins then just know facebook is really gonna start charging for their service. Get off facebook with that mess and spread the word about voting!"

what in the fuck

[kingldub]

"I see so much ignorant mess on my newsfeed right now. Makes me mad I even got on here. Black people, we gotta do better. If Romney wins then just know facebook is really gonna start charging for their service. Get off facebook with that mess and spread the word about voting!"

what in the fuck

[idontreallygiveashit]

why you h8ing on an educated black man? sheeit.

[kingldub]

why you h8ing on an educated black man? sheeit.

Because, the revolution will not be posted as a confused, misguided status update.

[chekov]

why you h8ing on an educated black man? sheeit.

Because, the revolution will not be posted as a confused, misguided status update.

the revolution will be live (feeds)