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Post by gravious » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:04 am

Misk wrote:where does my lap go when i stand up?
It folds neatly away into your legs.
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Post by paolo » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:32 am

gravious wrote:
I might have to lift my moritorium on dunces hats and sound-thrashings if this continues.
It's spelt 'moratorium' :D
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Post by gravious » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:34 am

paolo wrote:
gravious wrote:
I might have to lift my moritorium on dunces hats and sound-thrashings if this continues.
It's spelt 'moratorium' :D
Smart-arse!
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Post by dynamixuk » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:48 am

boomnoise wrote:do birds have penises? how does bird sex work?

i seen two pigions fuck eachother @ central station other day after dropin coki off, tried to get it on my phone bid but they got camera shy
OI..YOU..are you gonna flash bang doe...
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Post by pdomino » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:48 am

Nice threadage, never noticed it !

I like the answer to What do blind people dream about ?
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Post by dynamixuk » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:50 am

Where is the foul stench of like...sour milk of off yogourt coming from? im sat in my studio and have not eatern dairy produce in time . . . ?


any clues proff?



















If you say it's my beats i will merk you
OI..YOU..are you gonna flash bang doe...
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Post by shonky » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:05 am

Dynamixuk wrote:
boomnoise wrote:do birds have penises? how does bird sex work?

i seen two pigions fuck eachother @ central station other day after dropin coki off, tried to get it on my phone bid but they got camera shy
Nice one, nothing like a bit of pigeon porn to fill in the time.
Hmm....

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Post by kins83 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:49 am

This thread is going well Gravious. Maybe you should set up a real-life school of random knowledge. Charge a few grand per term, and you'll be laughing.
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:23 pm

kins83 wrote:This thread is going well Gravious. Maybe you should set up a real-life school of random knowledge. Charge a few grand per term, and you'll be laughing.
Gravious' Metropolitan University
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Post by brklss » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:39 pm

askjdhsajkdhsahdsauidhuiashfsauhfkasdhkas ali's got a small peeeeeeenis!

i am the disruptive one. give me all your attention.

walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla!!
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Post by shonky » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:42 pm

brklss wrote:askjdhsajkdhsahdsauidhuiashfsauhfkasdhkas ali's got a small peeeeeeenis!

i am the disruptive one. give me all your attention.

walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla!!
You're going to be the kid found dead with a glue bag stuck to his face aren't you?
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Post by brklss » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:32 pm

No I'm going to be the one who's always bullying you so you run away after school because you're scared of me and my gang!

teh class is mine¨¨¨!!1
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Post by ana » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:39 pm

Shonky wrote:
Dynamixuk wrote:
boomnoise wrote:do birds have penises? how does bird sex work?

i seen two pigions fuck eachother @ central station other day after dropin coki off, tried to get it on my phone bid but they got camera shy
Nice one, nothing like a bit of pigeon porn to fill in the time.
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Post by showguns » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:56 pm

ana wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Dynamixuk wrote:
boomnoise wrote:do birds have penises? how does bird sex work?

i seen two pigions fuck eachother @ central station other day after dropin coki off, tried to get it on my phone bid but they got camera shy
Nice one, nothing like a bit of pigeon porn to fill in the time.
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of course you have a gif of that.

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"Sometimes I do see people saggin, with dirty underwear, and it is indeed a sad thing."
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Post by ana » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:10 pm

showguns wrote:
ana wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Dynamixuk wrote:
boomnoise wrote:do birds have penises? how does bird sex work?

i seen two pigions fuck eachother @ central station other day after dropin coki off, tried to get it on my phone bid but they got camera shy
Nice one, nothing like a bit of pigeon porn to fill in the time.
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of course you have a gif of that.

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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Post by shonky » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:17 am

ana wrote:
showguns wrote:
ana wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Dynamixuk wrote:
i seen two pigions fuck eachother @ central station other day after dropin coki off, tried to get it on my phone bid but they got camera shy
Nice one, nothing like a bit of pigeon porn to fill in the time.
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of course you have a gif of that.

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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Phwoar
Hmm....

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Post by daggus » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:00 pm

Could a badger rip Vanessa Feltz face off in a fight?

an is rippin her face off enough to shut the fat ......up?
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Post by masstronaut » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:29 pm

Re. that business about bird penises.

Here is an Argentine Lake Duck:

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http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/envi ... 366856.htm
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Post by randomhed » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:01 pm

You sure its not a worm?
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Post by pk- » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:29 pm

it would be an aerodynamic disaster if he got the horn mid-flight
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