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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by Dystinkt » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:43 am

my mum met harry graisham from look north in town once, she said he was a prick
met mala at exodus a few months ago, was too wrecked to say anything other than 'iv loved every tune you've ever done mate nice one'
every guy on my dads side up to like my great great uncle or something has been a proffessional footballer for differing amounts of time (all at bradford city, thus making this claim shit and me the least sporty male of my entire family tree)
went for a cig behind the back of leeds 02 after a foals gig and hey presto, the entire band was there having a cig too, chatted to them to the point where i missed the last train, they invited us to go clubbing with them but we declined

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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by wolf89 » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:56 am

I got quite drunk with the singer of submotion orchestra a while ago.

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Post by Devry_Kaneda » Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:12 am

^ sooooo preeeeeeeeeety

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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:15 am

wolf89 wrote:I got quite drunk with the singer of submotion orchestra a while ago.
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Post by hutyluty » Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:38 am

Cheeky wrote:my mum met harry graisham from look north in town once, she said he was a prick

that has to be the shittest claim to fame ive ever heard haha
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Post by Devry_Kaneda » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:18 am

My uncle is friends with Kevin costner

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Post by mikey_g » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:20 pm

kidshuffle wrote:bret hart came into my restaurant once; his daughter is a regular and i never knew it

i may have already said that

now that is cool as fook
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Post by lylo » Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:10 pm

teamhobson wrote:Kevin Spacey came on to my mate when he was doing his stage show in London. My mate is a guy...
My mate was telling me a story exactly like this a few months ago.. the guy getting chatted up was my mates mate so i don't know his name but im wondering if its the same boy. whats your friend called? im gonna look into this

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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by Dystinkt » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:03 pm

hutyluty wrote:
Cheeky wrote:my mum met harry graisham from look north in town once, she said he was a prick

that has to be the shittest claim to fame ive ever heard haha
im surprised even 1 person knows who harry graisham is

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Post by kidshuffle » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:18 pm

mikey g wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:bret hart came into my restaurant once; his daughter is a regular and i never knew it

i may have already said that

now that is cool as fook
i also know where he lives, but im pretty sure i'd get shot if i even attempted to get on his property :cornlol:
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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by butter_man » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:23 pm

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Post by hutyluty » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:02 pm

Cheeky wrote:
hutyluty wrote:
Cheeky wrote:my mum met harry graisham from look north in town once, she said he was a prick

that has to be the shittest claim to fame ive ever heard haha
im surprised even 1 person knows who harry graisham is
lol, you spelt it wrong anyway- its gration haha :corndance:

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Post by chekov » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:10 am

i think harry gration released some balloons for some sponsored charity thing at my primary school
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Post by Ficticious » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:01 am

My brother was taught by Mariah carry's original drummer platinum record winner.
My dads friend lives next to owen wilson.
Shook jackie chans hand in hawaii.
Couple other friends of my dad know a few movie stars

Some other stuff I can hardly remember...
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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by Efrafa11 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:12 am

I got drunk with a whole bunch of crust bands back in highschool.
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Post by BonerJams04 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:06 am

i knew the son of the drummer from Boston
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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by Liam92 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:18 am

Girl I knew in schools dad was in Simple Minds

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Post by cryptical » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:41 am

My mum used to live next to one of the guys (the main one I think?) from UB40.
My sister was part of Gordon Brown's entourage for a televised conference (while he was PM) and Prince Philip danced a jig for her.
I a few months back i saw Michael Howard visiting someone's house at the end of my street. He waved at me.
I saw Coolio from a distance in Warner Brother's World in Germany.
The black lady from big brother (?) / itv morning shows shops at my local Tescos.

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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by garethom » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:54 am

cryptical wrote:My mum used to live next to one of the guys (the main one I think?) from UB40.
My mate at school's mom got banged by Astro from UB40 back in the day. All the sports teachers used to call him Baby Astro.
cryptical wrote:The black lady from big brother (?) / itv morning shows shops at my local Tescos.
whereabouts in birms are you at? She goes to the fat club/boot camp thing at my gym, all the other women slag her when she isn't there. :lol:

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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by cryptical » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:06 pm

haha, i think we talked about this/her before, i live king's heath/ moseley ways

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