Irritating shit on facebook

[scattybeanhead]

in a way i think some of the worst are thing like "what an amazing weekend" and then some dodgy smiley thing. clearly just sitting there waiting for someone to ask what they're up to cos they're lives are so amazingly interesting but dont wanna just straight up brag cos obviously that's lame...

[kidshuffle]

who wants 2 battul?

[skimpi]

B2B2B2B2B2B2B

[wub]

Any status which the sole purpose of is to attention seek (more than usual) I'm talking "so depressed..." Or "what a day"

Respond with "Yeah I heard what happened, is the cream helping?"

[brasco]

Any status which the sole purpose of is to attention seek (more than usual) I'm talking "so depressed..." Or "what a day"

Respond with "Yeah I heard what happened, is the cream helping?"

Will definitely be using that

My wall is full of "it's snowing" at the moment, thank god for the update

[vishes]

One of my mates broke up with his girlfriend yesterday and now they're both posting stuff on how difficult it is to be alone...

[RightOnTime27]

One of my mates broke up with his girlfriend yesterday and now they're both posting stuff on how difficult it is to be alone...

hate that shit. When the 500 days of summer quotes start rolling I start defriending

[nowaysj]

Hook Noam up w her deets. Another problem solved (for free I might add)

[Sexual_Chocolate]

who wants 2 battul?

that soundsystem looks like its got bare weight behind it

[Terpit]

who wants 2 battul?

that soundsystem looks like its got bare weight behind it

Is that Pkay's setup?

[Lye_Form]

One of my mates broke up with his girlfriend yesterday and now they're both posting stuff on how difficult it is to be alone...

post this on his wall

[particle-jim]

One of my mates broke up with his girlfriend yesterday and now they're both posting stuff on how difficult it is to be alone...

only 24 hours and they're already moaning about being alone? Don't understand how people can function in life if they can't even hack 24hrs alone

Tbh you should just superglue their heads together and then kick them down a really steep hill

[Maccaveli]

One of my mates broke up with his girlfriend yesterday and now they're both posting stuff on how difficult it is to be alone...

only 24 hours and they're already moaning about being alone? Don't understand how people can function in life if they can't even hack 24hrs alone

Tbh you should just superglue their heads together and then kick them down a really steep hill

To be fair, it's probably not so much that they can't hack being alone but more that they want emotional support and are posting those statuses to get sympathy. Because they're stnuc.

[kidshuffle]

that soundsystem looks like its got bare weight behind it

u dun kno

[Liam92]

who wants 2 battul?

funktion none

[particle-jim]

One of my mates broke up with his girlfriend yesterday and now they're both posting stuff on how difficult it is to be alone...

only 24 hours and they're already moaning about being alone? Don't understand how people can function in life if they can't even hack 24hrs alone

Tbh you should just superglue their heads together and then kick them down a really steep hill

To be fair, it's probably not so much that they can't hack being alone but more that they want emotional support and are posting those statuses to get sympathy. Because they're stnuc.

Still though...

should just superglue their heads together and then kick them down a really steep hill

[Johnlenham]

Any status which the sole purpose of is to attention seek (more than usual) I'm talking "so depressed..." Or "what a day"

Ive used this a few times on friends and it winds them up big time

[gnome]

Any status which the sole purpose of is to attention seek (more than usual) I'm talking "so depressed..." Or "what a day"

Ive used this a few times on friends and it winds them up big time

This is the exact shit I see each day. That or "I've text you". Why put it on a public forum then resort to private communications.

[vishes]

Gareth, you're officially the only person I have on facebook that genuinely makes me laugh Congrats.

[garethom]

Gareth, you're officially the only person I have on facebook that genuinely makes me laugh Congrats.

What did I do?