love bosses like thatehbrums1 wrote:boss tells me last week i have the 6th off then today sends me an angry email asking why I'm not in....FUCK OFF thats why I'm not in how about you remember what your fucking telling people this is the third times its happened..
SoundcloudLaszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
it was a phone call from one office phone to another so no way there.Nevalo wrote:love bosses like thatehbrums1 wrote:boss tells me last week i have the 6th off then today sends me an angry email asking why I'm not in....FUCK OFF thats why I'm not in how about you remember what your fucking telling people this is the third times its happened..
had a few of em, used to keep their txts just in case shit like that happened
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
Just say "bro, I recorded the call you", and hold the phone out for him to listen. When he puts his ear to the phone, ram it into his face, and steal whatever you can from the till (if there's no till, take the most valuable stationery)ehbrums1 wrote:it was a phone call from one office phone to another so no way there.Nevalo wrote:love bosses like thatehbrums1 wrote:boss tells me last week i have the 6th off then today sends me an angry email asking why I'm not in....FUCK OFF thats why I'm not in how about you remember what your fucking telling people this is the third times its happened..
had a few of em, used to keep their txts just in case shit like that happened
yes, but thats why you tell them "oh could you just send me a txt with the date so i dont forget"ehbrums1 wrote:it was a phone call from one office phone to another so no way there.Nevalo wrote:love bosses like thatehbrums1 wrote:boss tells me last week i have the 6th off then today sends me an angry email asking why I'm not in....FUCK OFF thats why I'm not in how about you remember what your fucking telling people this is the third times its happened..
had a few of em, used to keep their txts just in case shit like that happened
SoundcloudLaszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
nah she is like 70.. she emailed me back saying that she had a senior moment and that she was sorrygarethom wrote:Just say "bro, I recorded the call you", and hold the phone out for him to listen. When he puts his ear to the phone, ram it into his face, and steal whatever you can from the till (if there's no till, take the most valuable stationery)ehbrums1 wrote:it was a phone call from one office phone to another so no way there.Nevalo wrote:love bosses like thatehbrums1 wrote:boss tells me last week i have the 6th off then today sends me an angry email asking why I'm not in....FUCK OFF thats why I'm not in how about you remember what your fucking telling people this is the third times its happened..
had a few of em, used to keep their txts just in case shit like that happened
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
there is? like what?Mojo wrote:Everyday piss off: explaining people there's a much more chill type of dubstep rather than screaming midrange and buttfucking robots.
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
mt eden broehbrums1 wrote:there is? like what?Mojo wrote:Everyday piss off: explaining people there's a much more chill type of dubstep rather than screaming midrange and buttfucking robots.
alex bk-bk wrote:some of you lot chat bare shit
AxeD wrote:post your awful taste in music you assholes
wobbles wrote::3
a motherfucking mendubfordessert wrote:hate the word "chill" as an adjective applied to anything other than cooling objects such as bottles of milk, cheesecakes etc.
SoundcloudLaszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
so dairy products...dubfordessert wrote:hate the word "chill" as an adjective applied to anything other than cooling objects such as bottles of milk, cheesecakes etc.
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
I thought everyone was aware of chillstep these days?Mojo wrote:Everyday piss off: explaining people there's a much more chill type of dubstep rather than screaming midrange and buttfucking robots.
Shum wrote:Yeah big up Jesus for dying for our sins and netting us a public holiday in the process.Nevalo wrote:not much todo at work today.... and once ive finished, ITS THE FUCKIN LONG WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, hot cross buns.
the etc extends to non-dairy products also, but is restricted to things you may place in a refridgerator.ehbrums1 wrote:so dairy products...dubfordessert wrote:hate the word "chill" as an adjective applied to anything other than cooling objects such as bottles of milk, cheesecakes etc.
AxeD wrote:post your awful taste in music you assholes
wobbles wrote::3
chekov wrote:eurgh me and my friends once dried a joint with a hair dryer after dropping it in milkTerpit wrote:he just fish it out and leave it in the sun for a bit, good as newElectric_Head wrote:AAAH, a beer can being used as an ashtray.
Makes more sense now.
rankest smoke ever
alex bk-bk wrote:some of you lot chat bare shit
Mate, what is a bat, because "dropping a bat" to me and my mates is farting, so reading your past few comments has been pretty funnyTerpit wrote:chekov wrote:eurgh me and my friends once dried a joint with a hair dryer after dropping it in milkTerpit wrote:he just fish it out and leave it in the sun for a bit, good as newElectric_Head wrote:AAAH, a beer can being used as an ashtray.
Makes more sense now.
rankest smoke ever
haha badman, i dropped an absolute bat in a puddle once, was very sad
SoundcloudLaszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
Lol.Terpit wrote:haha, a bat is a billis
garethom wrote:because trago mills had crossbows, I had a fiver, it was destiny. look, would you rather have a crossbow, or not have a crossbow? simple imo
signals wrote:big ups to the jaylad for being a lad
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