yo mama's so stupid....

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:41 pm

I said that I'd buy her a color TV and she said "What color?"

d_three · Post by **d_three** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:52 pm

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:02 pm

ur mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

jim · Post by **jim** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:03 pm

Your mama so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice for half an hour because it said "concentrate" on it.

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:09 pm

It takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:16 pm

jim wrote:Your mama so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice for half an hour because it said "concentrate" on it.

ur mama's so skinny she can use a cheerio for a hula-hoop.

ur mama's so old, she had her yearbook signed by jesus.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:20 pm

I'm so fat cause your mum gives me a digestive every time I shag her

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:35 pm

Yo mama so fat I burnt my ass on the lightbulb last time I shagged her.

Yo mama so fat she went to a Star Trek convention and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she went sunbathing and Greenpeace tried rolling her back in.

showguns · Post by **showguns** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:48 pm

your mother is so obese

drum syndicate · Post by **drum syndicate** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:51 pm

your momma's so fat when she wears a malcom x jacket helicopters try to land on her back.

your momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off everyone behind her gets out of the way to avoid being run over

misk · Post by **misk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:54 pm

your mom needs to shower. shes a really smelly person.

showguns · Post by **showguns** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:13 pm

Misk wrote:your mom needs to shower. shes a really smelly person.

oh yeah? well your mom... smells like... broccolli.

drum syndicate · Post by **drum syndicate** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:29 pm

your momma got one big titty and one little titty and we call the bitch biggie smalls!

chu · Post by **chu** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:07 pm

...she sent Slim-Fast to Africa.

Playground classic.

eski442 · Post by **eski442** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:37 pm

pk- wrote:I'm so fat cause your mum gives me a digestive every time I shag her

lmao

perkalerk215 · Post by **perkalerk215** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:41 pm

showguns wrote:your mother is so obese

best one yet

dutty yuppie · Post by **dutty yuppie** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:16 pm

How can your mum be silly with all those A and O levels she puports to have?

ana · Post by **ana** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:26 pm

perkalerk215 wrote:
showguns wrote:your mother is so obese
best one yet

Oh hi there.

perkalerk215 · Post by **perkalerk215** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:33 pm

ana wrote:
perkalerk215 wrote:
showguns wrote:your mother is so obese
best one yet
Oh hi there.

um, hi?

munkle · Post by **munkle** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:45 pm

your mamma's got a peg-leg with a kick stand.

yo mama's so stupid....

yo mama's so stupid....

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