Things that you would like at Dubstep nites....

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:37 pm

monkeytown wrote:A decent wine list

Strong Cheeses and cured meats

and pots of tea (in china) for the ones left at 6am

yessir. a selection of ivory trinckets as well.

hammocks as the yuppy said. need a hammock

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:41 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:on beat leg bend

Dat is a Brukoutttttttttttttt !!!!

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:42 pm

DJ's that keep the rewinds to a minimum - once maybe twice a set at most, and only for the rowdiest of tunes.

A room made solely of beanbag, with loadsa different shaped beanbags about the place

A bit more female interest would be good, dubsteps a bit sausage partyish at the mo would be good to see a few more broads out there.

awwww a gravity free room would be fucking sick to, imagine brocking out to that kromestar tune kalamangi 2 while in mid air.sick.

An outside area that was themed like a little waterfall-paradise, u know like that one in pocahontas where shes givin herself a wee scrub down.awesome.

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:44 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:
Jah Pat wrote:
Its a bit surreal skankin away while someones stood next to you doin an on beat leg bend with goat curry in hand, chin streched out over the plate + shit.

haha, got such a clear image of that in my head and its oh so oh so surreal

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:45 pm

monkeytown wrote:A decent wine list

Strong Cheeses and cured meats

and pots of tea (in china) for the ones left at 6am

Oh man that'd be good!

I'd also like more people inside dancing and less people outside smoking.

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:47 pm

jackieboi wrote:
An outside area that was themed like a little waterfall-paradise, u know like that one in pocahontas where shes givin herself a wee scrub down.awesome.

this

wiiiiiiiiiiiiicked idea mate! went to alexandria palace for some thing a few months ago, theres this like greenhouse bit with random trees, got well fucked and chilled in a bush for a good hour...id defo like to see raves in the greenhouses at kew gardens or something, thatd be tooooo good!

but yeah all about waterfall-paradise WITH pocahontas givin herself a wee scrub down

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:57 pm

A 65 foot wide vagina suspended above the dancefloor which descends slowly onto the grateful upturned faces of the crowd whenever ''Cockney Thug'' gets played for the 600th time that night.

pangaea · Post by **pangaea** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:00 pm

ThinKing wrote:anti-reload devices fitted to the decks which give the DJ an electric shock if he edges any tune without justification.

Smoking

Food (Windy centre get meh)

All drinks under £2 and from cans

Love that idea of a cup of tea after the bar has shut...

barclay james · Post by **barclay james** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:04 pm

Dutty Yuppie wrote: Glass dancefloor with sharks swimming underneath
Big UV lit fishtank full of jellyfish

Big..

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur ... n%26sa%3DN

in here, minus the old people..

barclay james · Post by **barclay james** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:12 pm

barclay james · Post by **barclay james** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:13 pm

or if your slightly darker..

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:15 pm

ThinKing wrote:anti-reload devices fitted to the decks which give the DJ an electric shock if he edges any tune without justification.

This idea is so good I think it deserves its own thread.

tha_illsta · Post by **tha_illsta** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:01 pm

Smoking area

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:22 pm

this thread has completely warped my idea of what a good club would be like, now everywhere is going to seem boring. best ideas so far seem to be the giant vagina and a smoking area...both would be quality...and not a smoking area like the end, that was ridiculous, a proper smoking room with deep arm chairs and a brandy bar and tapestries n that...hehehe

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:27 pm

^^^ And smoking jackets!! Gotta have the smoking jackets!!

tha_illsta · Post by **tha_illsta** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:15 pm

kins83 wrote:^^^ And smoking jackets!! Gotta have the smoking jackets!!

One brings one's own my good fellow, come on now.

I keep mine in the members lounge cloakroom.

*decibella~~ · Post by *decibella~~ » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:39 pm

Harlesden wrote:super soakers

BIG CHOICE!!!

Dutty Yuppie wrote:More ladies
Hammocks
Lax smoking laws
Glory holes
Glass dancefloor with sharks swimming underneath
Big UV lit fishtank full of jellyfish
Dry ice machine (like Amnesia in Ibiza)

LOVIN THAT LIST! (minus the glory holes)

x x x

erm on second thoughts, we'll keep the glory holes, im sure i can play some tricks on some unsuspecting willy's !!

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:42 pm

I like the idea of cosy armchairs by the fire and brandy. Yes.

ozols man · Post by **ozols man** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:56 pm

a lady dwarf who can rub one out of me at the back of the dance when ever i cret for a browns

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:57 pm

ahahaha classic

oi mate where in acton? im near hanger lane

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