Reasons why London is the worst place ever

[EliteLennon117]

people on dsf think they know what londons like just cos they heard anti-war dub once or something, now they are knowledgeable of the scene and can start saying 'par' and 'bless fam' without irony, yeah m8 sure. go away you bellends, haha

LOL Sounds like something Zomby would post on twitter.

[Riddles]

people on dsf think they know what londons like just cos they heard anti-war dub once or something, now they are knowledgeable of the scene and can start saying 'par' and 'bless fam' without irony, yeah m8 sure. go away you bellends, haha

LOL Sounds like something Zomby would post on twitter.

hahhaa so true

[AxeD]

people on dsf think they know what londons like just cos they heard anti-war dub once or something, now they are knowledgeable of the scene and can start saying 'par' and 'bless fam' without irony, yeah m8 sure. go away you bellends, haha

LOL Sounds like something Zomby would post on twitter.

Woiyoy, par fam

[skell1ngton777]

people on dsf think they know what londons like just cos they heard anti-war dub once or something, now they are knowledgeable of the scene and can start saying 'par' and 'bless fam' without irony, yeah m8 sure. go away you bellends, haha

LOL Sounds like something Zomby would post on twitter.

lol innit

[pkay]

people actually still read vice after the mcaffee fiasco? Thought vice would be gone by now for a journalism fuck up of that magnitude

[Perej]

sigh, how can you londoners nag and whinge? At least you guys can go to all the good shows, and hear Rinse on the radio, and take trains out to Burmingham or wherever the fuck and participate in proper shows. I get to live in a flat ass prarie town of 1 million in which i have no hope of ever seeing a proper dark show, plus i had to go to a high school that consisted mostly of asians and their really really cool snapbacks.
Plus your guys' slang is to die for. can anyone tell me what a bellend, speng and munter are ? i've been running around town callin people plebs n wastemen but every1 just looks puzzled, rather than properly insulted
i'm not dickriding,

the only thing worth whinging about is the price of stuff. I count my blessings and appreciate living in such an exciting city. Its sick. I couldn't imagine living anywhere else right now, but will probably move back to the South West permanently when im older.

Bellend just means dickhead. munter is an ugly girl. Don't know what speng is.

And fuck going to birmingham, hahah.

[ezza]

btw there's no place called 'central' in London agent47, it doesn't exist

lol there really is

i lived there most of my life

[Perej]

btw there's no place called 'central' in London agent47, it doesn't exist

lol there really is

i lived there most of my life

Well where are you referring to exactly? The west end? The city?

[incnic]

fucking amercians saying par and fam a lam kill me

fuck saek i didt say a word of that in 5 years cos i was super aware of being the bro with the ozzie accent saying 'seeen fam bra'

[ezza]

i'd say the main parts of Camden, Islington, Kensington and Chelsea, Lambeth, Southwark, Wandsworth and Westminster are considered 'central'

[wolf89]

. front door? Roof? Cloakroom? Actually, the floor is kind of cool. I'd definitely recommend Fabric to a travelling floor enthusiast.

Hahaha. Thank you Magma for making this thread actually worth reading.

[pkay]

fucking amercians saying par and fam a lam kill me

fuck saek i didt say a word of that in 5 years cos i was super aware of being the bro with the ozzie accent saying 'seeen fam bra'

fam has been used in the states since the 80's. Fam, blud, cuz, all same lingo

[mks]

fucking amercians saying par and fam a lam kill me

fuck saek i didt say a word of that in 5 years cos i was super aware of being the bro with the ozzie accent saying 'seeen fam bra'

fam has been used in the states since the 80's. Fam, blud, cuz, all same lingo

Shit, I was just about to post this. Fam goes back ages. Wouldn't catch me saying par though.

[wolf89]

Yeah I always assumed fam was an American thing that's just not very popular there anymore compared to here.

[fractal]

planning / geographgy wise london has some of the highest concentrations of green space for any city in the world...
hackney being the 'greenest' borough ...which is pretty sick.

the parks are plentiful . more so than anywhere else iv lived except perhaps copenhagen

It's pretty green... But not much compared to the cities in Cascadia (Pacific Northwest)

[fractal]

fucking amercians saying par and fam a lam kill me

fuck saek i didt say a word of that in 5 years cos i was super aware of being the bro with the ozzie accent saying 'seeen fam bra'

fam has been used in the states since the 80's. Fam, blud, cuz, all same lingo

Shit, I was just about to post this. Fam goes back ages. Wouldn't catch me saying par though.

All my peoples have Fam as their surname in my phone, always been that way. Do Europeans say that too? Pretty sure my dad still calls people Fam lol

[Sexual_Chocolate]

fams been a word we've used since the early 90s down here, and we've used cuz for a lot longer.

certainly aint a london ting

[Lye_Form]

i'd say the main parts of Camden, Islington, Kensington and Chelsea, Lambeth, Southwark, Wandsworth and Westminster are considered 'central'

You would consider the north London borough of Camden 'central' ?

[murky21]

the borough of Camden is actually very central on the whole, much further south than Camden Town - almost all the way to the river next to Westminster and City

The person that wrote this probably lives in Dalston and loves london.

[MPathy]

All you ever do is cus each other.