The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

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The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Mr Hyde » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:12 pm

....but I prefer my Lidl Pony

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Mr Hyde » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:20 pm

They were good horse d'oeuvres but a not good for a stable diet, too high in Shergar

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Forum » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:21 pm

I had one of them horse burgers the other night, still got a bit in my teeth
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Genevieve » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:32 pm

They go quite well with one big gallop of ice cold cola.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Mr Hyde » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:35 pm

Stories like this stirrup emotions but they won't be around furlong

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by magma » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:48 pm

Apparently if you've still got some in the freezer, you can take them back to the store for a foal refund.

Tesco must be set to lose a good few Grand Nationally.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by particle-jim » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:14 pm

I had some of those burgers sitting in my freezer for a good few months, just went to go and check the expiry dates AND THEY'RE OFF!
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by magma » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:15 pm

magma wrote:Apparently if you've still got some in the freezer, you can take them back to the store for a foal refund.

Tesco must be set to lose a good few Grand Nationally.
In fact, I'd go as far as to say there must be a lot of long faces in the accounts department today.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by magma » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:19 pm

M&S have relaunched their "This isn't just a burger" campaign to make sure the country knows that not all burgers are created equine.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Forum » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:31 pm

I havn't been eating them furlong but in the mane these burgers whip the competition.

I don't think i cooked my Tesco burgers properly last night, I woke up with the trotts.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by nfmonline » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:37 pm

and I enjoyed a massive stir fry and noodles and avoided it through bieng veggie, but on a serious note last I heard tesco were giving their farmers the hoof because of the problems they'd saddled them with. One man is said to be ill from the burgers but is in a stable....condition

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by lovelydivot » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:42 pm

cheesesteak anyone?!!

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Hedley King » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:45 pm

I'm so hungry I could eat a Tesco burger.

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by LA_Boxers » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:46 pm

Despite the horsemeat burger scandal, Tesco have reported that burger sales are currently stable.



I was soooooooo hungry earlier.

Could have eaten a horse.

Went to Tesco for lunch.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by particle-jim » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:46 pm

lovelydivot wrote:cheesesteak anyone?!!
Horse puns only in this thread please

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Hedley King » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:49 pm

Can you all stop horsing around, this is all people are talking about in my neigh-bourhood

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by LACE » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:52 pm

pretty lame controversy IMO
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by topmo3 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:27 pm

what the fuck
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by lovelydivot » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:28 pm

particle-jim wrote:
lovelydivot wrote:cheesesteak anyone?!!
Horse puns only in this thread please

thank you

uh - that would be a filly cheesesteak there smart guy...

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Mason » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:30 pm

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