The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

[magma]

pretty lame controversy IMO

ennit who gives a fuck, surely horse is better than a cow anyway, so really you're gettin more for your money

here we go...

did y'all get my pun =3

I'm afraid your cruelly undervalued joke was last seen having a black tent erected around it after ploughing through the first fence.

[meanmrcustard]

Tesco are now advising customers to check veggie burgers for uniquorn.

[Perej]

you grim, grim stnuc.

[Jizz]

I don't think i cooked my Tesco burgers properly last night, I woke up with the trotts.

[Mr Hyde]

They go best with mask-a-pony cheese

[magma]

Apparently you can still get them under the canter.

[syrup]

Eat Bacon.

[Electric_Head]

This is for you Johney.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .

Ees a ham bush...."

[Terpit]

This is for you Johney.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .

Ees a ham bush...."

[Sexual_Chocolate]

WOW

11/10

[skell1ngton777]

rogue meat

[magma]

This is for you Johney.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .

Ees a ham bush...."

Truly, truly wonderful.

[parkour_nico]

meat is redrum

[Johnlenham]

E_H that joke was awful as it was hilarious.

[unwind]

I did, although it's very subtle

[ezza]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDPpU1WvGQ8

[Terpit]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/201 ... eling.html

[LACE]

i knew there was something different about those burger king burgers in manchester. they were so fucking dry, like a dryness i had never experienced before in the american greasy fast food circuit. i'm positive it was horse meat, and not even traces of it, i'm talking about a 10 percent ratio to beef or more lool. this is it guys, food manufacturers have officially removed all agency from the consumer. now they'll just feed us what they deem edible in the next few years. ENJOY YOUR SOYLENT GREEN Y'ALLZ.

[nowaysj]

pretty lame controversy IMO

ennit who gives a fuck, surely horse is better than a cow anyway, so really you're gettin more for your money

here we go...

did y'all get my pun =3

No, I think you should put down the keyboard.

[LACE]

Do I really need to explain it