The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by magma » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:46 pm

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ennit who gives a fuck, surely horse is better than a cow anyway, so really you're gettin more for your money
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by meanmrcustard » Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:27 pm

Tesco are now advising customers to check veggie burgers for uniquorn.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Perej » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:14 am

you grim, grim stnuc.

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Jizz » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:25 am

southstar wrote: I don't think i cooked my Tesco burgers properly last night, I woke up with the trotts.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Mr Hyde » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:15 am

They go best with mask-a-pony cheese

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by magma » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:19 am

Apparently you can still get them under the canter.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by syrup » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:31 am

Eat Bacon.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Electric_Head » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:38 am

This is for you Johney.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .

Ees a ham bush...."
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Terpit » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:42 am

Electric_Head wrote:This is for you Johney.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .

Ees a ham bush...."
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:45 am

WOW

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by skell1ngton777 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:01 pm

southstar wrote:rogue meat

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by magma » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:03 pm

Electric_Head wrote:This is for you Johney.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .


Ees . . .

Ees a ham bush...."
Truly, truly wonderful.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by parkour_nico » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:01 pm

meat is redrum
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Johnlenham » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:05 pm

E_H that joke was awful as it was hilarious. :lol:

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by unwind » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:32 pm

I did, although it's very subtle

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by ezza » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:46 pm

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by Terpit » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:44 am

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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by LACE » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:53 am

i knew there was something different about those burger king burgers in manchester. they were so fucking dry, like a dryness i had never experienced before in the american greasy fast food circuit. i'm positive it was horse meat, and not even traces of it, i'm talking about a 10 percent ratio to beef or more lool. this is it guys, food manufacturers have officially removed all agency from the consumer. now they'll just feed us what they deem edible in the next few years. ENJOY YOUR SOYLENT GREEN Y'ALLZ.
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by nowaysj » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:24 pm

LACE wrote:
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LACE wrote:pretty lame controversy IMO
ennit who gives a fuck, surely horse is better than a cow anyway, so really you're gettin more for your money
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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........

Post by LACE » Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:39 pm

Do I really need to explain it
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