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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Phigure » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:58 am

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by skimpi » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:39 pm

zerbaman wrote:Skimpi, you could've at least left the man his quotation marks hahaha
yeah but then it obvs looks like he is quoting someone, which i dont think he was, i think he was just covering up for himself
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by ezza » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:13 pm

haha fuck'a you bitch
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by skimpi » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:30 pm

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did anyone actually say that?
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by ezza » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:48 pm

ye u m8

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by skimpi » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:56 pm

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Hey! I have gay friends you know! I just think what they do is manky
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Muncey » Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:26 pm

“A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people.

The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?”

Please share if you took the time to read this :)

What goon came up with this. How is it a social experiment? The only conclusion is rush hour is called that because people rush. Ignoring your surroundings and getting somewhere quickly is pretty much the definition of being in a rush.

Ironically someone shared this from a page titled 'Knowledge is Power'.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by garethom » Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:45 pm

Basically all that story shows is mother fuck a violin, I have to get to work, which isn't exactly shocking is it?

The story might be real, but it's probably heavily embellished, especially the child part.

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Post by Lye_Form » Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:57 pm

So if in doubt teeve violins because they could be worth 3.5 million
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:07 pm

garethom wrote:Basically all that story shows is mother fuck a violin, I have to get to work
:z:

people have jobs to go to & dont wanna be late.

plus, what about all the people who don't even like orchestral music?

poorly written. can suck a fat one.
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Muncey » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:35 pm

garethom wrote:mother fuck a violin
That is the only valid conclusion.


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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by zerbaman » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:32 am

Muncey wrote:
“A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people.

The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?”

Please share if you took the time to read this :)

What goon came up with this. How is it a social experiment? The only conclusion is rush hour is called that because people rush. Ignoring your surroundings and getting somewhere quickly is pretty much the definition of being in a rush.

Ironically someone shared this from a page titled 'Knowledge is Power'.
This was shared by a woman wasn't it? :lol:
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Muncey » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:37 am

Sadly not haha.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by jigglypuff » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:18 am

Taken off a Facebook Wall, long but worth the read:
What if you fell in love with someone, they were perfect, you wouldn't change a thing about them, you connected in every way, what if 1 day they went out to work and you went out and sat and waited for them with no where to go, after work the girl you love so much got a cab home and passed 2 people she thought were friends (Jamie dry bough and Ruari Anderson) she stopped the cab and asked what they were up to, they had no where to go so she invited them over to hers, when they got to hers they went to her room, Jamie offered your love a line of k. She didn't know what would come next. After doing the line of k she felt like she needed water and felt low energy so she went to her bed. Ruari got up close next to her and started touching her breast and thighs. He took off his pants Jamie did the same. Jamie forced his dick into her mouth and Ruari stuck his dick in her pussy. Jamie forced her to gag on his dick until they both came in her. She asked them to stop but they told her that she would not see me again if she refused to co operate. Ruari didn't like her objecting so he injected her in her upper thigh with ketamine. They then sat around in her room smoking crystal meth. Jaime got a load of pick n mix gummy sweets and stuck it in her arse. She was made to shit it out and then they force fed her demanding her to swallow all. Ruari used his phone to take photos and videos. Jamie then fucked her up the arse and made her suck the shit off his dick. He choked her til she vomited. They kept her paralysed under ketamine for 3 injections around 6 hours. She couldn't move at all. They inserted many things into her from around her room. She shit her self. They collected her shit up and told her to lick it then eat it. They shoved her face into a pile of her shit. Jamie sat his face on her and they forced her mouth open. He then shit into her mouth. They made her swallow it all and chew it until finished, they left her under a k dose unable to move in the middle of her bed crying. What would you do if that was your girlfriend the girl you loved with all your heart. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO TO THOSE FUCKING GUYS???
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Muncey » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:35 am

Lolwut.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by jigglypuff » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:38 am

jigglypuff wrote:Taken off a Facebook Wall, long but worth the read:
What if you fell in love with someone, they were perfect, you wouldn't change a thing about them, you connected in every way, what if 1 day they went out to work and you went out and sat and waited for them with no where to go, after work the girl you love so much got a cab home and passed 2 people she thought were friends (Jamie dry bough and Ruari Anderson) she stopped the cab and asked what they were up to, they had no where to go so she invited them over to hers, when they got to hers they went to her room, Jamie offered your love a line of k. She didn't know what would come next. After doing the line of k she felt like she needed water and felt low energy so she went to her bed. Ruari got up close next to her and started touching her breast and thighs. He took off his pants Jamie did the same. Jamie forced his dick into her mouth and Ruari stuck his dick in her pussy. Jamie forced her to gag on his dick until they both came in her. She asked them to stop but they told her that she would not see me again if she refused to co operate. Ruari didn't like her objecting so he injected her in her upper thigh with ketamine. They then sat around in her room smoking crystal meth. Jaime got a load of pick n mix gummy sweets and stuck it in her arse. She was made to shit it out and then they force fed her demanding her to swallow all. Ruari used his phone to take photos and videos. Jamie then fucked her up the arse and made her suck the shit off his dick. He choked her til she vomited. They kept her paralysed under ketamine for 3 injections around 6 hours. She couldn't move at all. They inserted many things into her from around her room. She shit her self. They collected her shit up and told her to lick it then eat it. They shoved her face into a pile of her shit. Jamie sat his face on her and they forced her mouth open. He then shit into her mouth. They made her swallow it all and chew it until finished, they left her under a k dose unable to move in the middle of her bed crying. What would you do if that was your girlfriend the girl you loved with all your heart. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO TO THOSE FUCKING GUYS???
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January 16 at 7:02pm via mobile

----------: It rape
January 16 at 7:05pm via mobile

----------: She went to the cops but there was no case because when she went to hospital they put her in psychiatric chai wan hospital for 1 month because she was suicidal and drug tests came out positive. During that 1 month her family moved home and redecorated old flat to sell it. So all furniture etc was throw away, no evidence, even video footage cannot retrieve. So if cops was not an option now what would you do. I am talking about my girlfriend roz Chan, talented graffiti designer with a lot going for her, now already 7 months she has lost her job, she doesn't know how to communicate or trust anyone anymore and she has lost all her personality. They didn't just rape her they killed everything inside her. They tortured her and threaten her they humiliated her they basically killed my girlfriend. She has not been the same since. She has lost the plot. She feels lonely and isolated. I kept quiet for so long for her but it is time people know what happened to her instead of judging her and making her feel more vulnerable she needs friends and support not people hating her and making her life harder. And those 2 guys what should become of them???
January 16 at 7:13pm via mobile

----------: well if u wanted to do something to them posting a plan on fb might not be the best of ideas? and why were they your friends in the first place... And why do they hate you so much that they would even do something like this? Lots of questions here... V sorry to hear what happened to her...
January 16 at 7:15pm

----------: that is awful. Please send my love to ____ x
January 16 at 7:21pm via mobile · 1

----------: Not my friends they were her friends apparently. Jamie always had a grudge since I found a fuxk load of valuable stamps a while ago and he was jealous about that. No plan just want advice and don't care the consequence I will settle somehow or someway I promise that Jamie and Ruari will think long and hard every day of there miserable fuxking lives after I done
January 16 at 7:29pm via mobile · 1

----------: Will you ever pay me back the 30k you screwed me for?
January 16 at 8:36pm via mobile

----------: torture and execution
January 16 at 11:05pm · 1
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Phigure » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:41 am

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Muncey » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:56 am

"What would you do if that was your girlfriend?!"

Probably not post it all on facebook. The last thing you want after going through that is for your story to get 20k likes on fb.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

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