Who would win a SNH no-holds barred fight tournament?

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:52 pm

And who would suffer first round humilation?

teamhobson · Post by **teamhobson** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:54 pm

Wonga, did you not see the what should I do thread?

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:56 pm

teamhobson wrote:Wonga, did you not see the what should I do thread?

I reckon Wonga vs Deadly Habit would make for an interesting second round clash.

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:58 pm

DH by crippling body slam

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:59 pm

Or suffocation by fat rolls, did you not see the same flabby arms I did?
Besides everyone is equal with a kick to the knee and jab to the throat

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:00 pm

noam wrote:DH by crippling body slam

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profession ... andle_slam

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:02 pm

I reckon wub would win overall, as he would instigate everyone else to fight while sitting back watching and laughing.

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:02 pm

btw i'd back myself to reach the 1/4finals easy

dun kno bout iranians and natural grappling skills

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:05 pm

Whoever has the longest leg reach with pair of steel toes could take this with repeated nut shots.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:07 pm

deadly habit wrote:I reckon wub would win overall, as he would instigate everyone else to fight while sitting back watching and laughing.

I'd be on commentary using long words unnecessarily to alienate a percentage of the audience.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:07 pm

Watch it yeah, I have a rudimentary understanding of basic jiu-jitsu techniques, i'll dry hump and cuddle the shit out of you!

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:09 pm

As DSF's resident capitalist contrarian, I think I'd only sell tickets for it

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:11 pm

Faust, Particle Jim, Wubstep for sure.
Reckon Murky would do well and Badger could bite dudes and give them tuberculosis.

I have no doubt that noam is pretty handy.

Edit - Also Wolf.

Sorry I forgot you, Wolf. Please don't kill me!

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:12 pm

Laszlo wrote:Faust

Ooooo, good shout.

joeki · Post by **joeki** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:12 pm

I'm 6.4 for 105 k's and have steel-toed Dr. Martens. Semi final easily.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:14 pm

lol Laszlo I forgot I shared that story in your sig. Memories

Can I wear nothing but a luchador mask and speedos for this?

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:15 pm

noam wrote:dun kno bout iranians and natural grappling skills

valid point, I used to roll with this Iranian kid at my old jiu-jitsu class, he didn't have that much technical knowledge at all and hadn't been doing it for even half as long as me but he just had some mad natural ability to throw people about

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:16 pm

joeki wrote:I'm 6.4 for 105 k's

karmacazee · Post by **karmacazee** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:18 pm

Parson VS Bass Hertz Comeback special?

Parson would obviously win, what with the matrix altering mind powers and all.

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:20 pm

deadly habit wrote:lol Laszlo I forgot I shared that story in your sig. Memories

It cracks me up! Something very Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore about it.. Very American.
I don't mean that to be disrespectful in any way.

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