The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[hutyluty]

I just tried to spin kick the light switch on and now theres a hole in the wall

Bye bye deposit.

[Muncey]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151606184812323

these kinda people need to fuck off back home and die

Bit harsh mate.

[Doozle]

There's a fish behind the grill of my car, have a pretty good idea who it was too.

[Locktar]

Trying to save up for a car but I keep spending half of my wages on vinyl every month.

Starting to think I should go digital because it's just not gonna happen otherwise, which is a shame because I love mixing on vinyl and DVS's just aren't the same.

[ezza]

^ yeah but then ul be gay as fuck

bitches dont like mp3s

[didi]

Trying to save up for a car but I keep spending half of my wages on vinyl every month.

Starting to think I should go digital because it's just not gonna happen otherwise, which is a shame because I love mixing on vinyl and DVS's just aren't the same.

Is slowing down your vinyl spending an option? Only buying the essential releases. The bear necessities?












sorry im in a weird mood.

[syrup]

i started writing u instead of you when 'm8 do u even-ing', but i now use it when writing normally too

[lloydy]

Got to go to Istanbul on my own for work and i have never been abroad.Actually quite worried about the whole thing!

[didi]

gd luck man. a useful phrase to learn is im gay, bcos if anyone tries to bum you, you can say that and pretend you'll enjoy it, which will creep them out and they'll run away hopefully.

no im sorry thats not funny. rape isnt funny.

[lloydy]

gd luck man. a useful phrase to learn is im gay, bcos if anyone tries to bum you, you can say that and pretend you'll enjoy it, which will creep them out and they'll run away hopefully.

no im sorry thats not funny. rape isnt funny.

I suppose its lucky i enjoy things in my butt then?
Nah seriously it's not going to Istanbul i'm worried about it's the going alone part that has me pretty shook.I literally rarely venture out of my home town let alone across the globe.Pretty sure the company i'm going to will treat me well as they are a pretty big company but the thought of travelling all that way on my own is pretty fucking distressing.

[didi]

[syrup]

Stay clear of the natives,
they'll rob you and then rape you then gut you.

True story

[garethom]

You know when you buss out an old map and there's a giant sea serpent drawn on it? That's where istanbul is. Heard they cooked a vicar in a cauldron there too man, go careful x

[lloydy]

You know when you buss out an old map and there's a giant sea serpent drawn on it? That's where istanbul is. Heard they cooked a vicar in a cauldron there too man, go careful x

I eat sea serpents for breakfast and kebabs for dinner so the menu is sorted thanks

[volcanogeorge]

strangely i have this on wax

[Sexual_Chocolate]

some prick pm'd me on disco gees asking if i wanted to buy his copy of jammer destruction.

said hes had an offer of 30 pounds, and he'll only take offers above it.

fuck off tnuc

[jayladders]

You know when you buss out an old map and there's a giant sea serpent drawn on it? That's where istanbul is. Heard they cooked a vicar in a cauldron there too man, go careful x

I eat sea serpents for breakfast and kebabs for dinner so the menu is sorted thanks

istanbul will be a beautiful experience, enjoy it man. im also going away via plane to germany soon on my own so thats scary for me, u and i will be fine bro

[Muncey]

some prick pm'd me on disco gees asking if i wanted to buy his copy of jammer destruction.

said hes had an offer of 30 pounds, and he'll only take offers above it.

fuck off tnuc

Should have said you can do no higher than £28. He'd have accepted cause he has no £30 offer then you should have told him to fuck off.

[lloydy]

istanbul will be a beautiful experience, enjoy it man. im also going away via plane to germany soon on my own so thats scary for me, u and i will be fine bro

If i'm honest a part of me is excited for the experience just suppose it's normal for you first time abroad not knowing what to expect but yeah cheers for the kind words and i hope you enjoy your trip

[Sexual_Chocolate]

some prick pm'd me on disco gees asking if i wanted to buy his copy of jammer destruction.

said hes had an offer of 30 pounds, and he'll only take offers above it.

fuck off tnuc

Should have said you can do no higher than £28. He'd have accepted cause he has no £30 offer then you should have told him to fuck off.

i just typed back "lol" as I refuse to pay more than £20 for a cd.