When you piss...

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balls out or balls in?

Pop the testes out
8
17%
Keep the in (they're precious)
20
42%
I sit down coz I'm well gay
20
42%
 
Total votes: 48

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Re: When you piss...

Post by Eat Bass » Sat May 04, 2013 4:30 am

i tend to keep them in for the most part because as stated before the balls make it tighter when you go to hang your hog, making it hard to pee. the only time i hang my balls out with my hog is when i have basketball shorts on and can easily slide them down to allow for enough room to hang my hog and some balls, making for a nice comfortable piss with no restriction of the urethra, as well as cooling off my sticky sack for a few seconds.

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Re: When you piss...

Post by Molzie » Sat May 04, 2013 6:26 am

splash back on your balls. no thanks.

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Re: When you piss...

Post by ultraspatial » Sat May 04, 2013 2:53 pm

Phigure wrote:i bet you poppers all have wet spots on your jeans after you piss
shake & wipe m8

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Re: When you piss...

Post by kidshuffle » Sat May 04, 2013 3:04 pm

just did the full take out

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Re: When you piss...

Post by Sheff » Sat May 04, 2013 3:25 pm

ultraspatial wrote:
Phigure wrote:i bet you poppers all have wet spots on your jeans after you piss
shake & wipe m8
wtf. wipe on what? your sleeve?

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Re: When you piss...

Post by EliteLennon117 » Sat May 04, 2013 3:31 pm

toilet paper innit
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Jizz » Sat May 04, 2013 3:38 pm

dont rip off the toilet paper though, its just a bit of piss that im sure the next person wont mind

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Re: When you piss...

Post by Sheff » Sat May 04, 2013 3:38 pm

weirdo

what if youre bellend is drenched in piss and the toilet paper sticks to your bellend? then u gotta try pick that shit off = hassle m8

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Re: When you piss...

Post by AxeD » Sat May 04, 2013 3:59 pm

Tucked in bathroom, out everywhere else.
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Alty » Sun May 05, 2013 11:33 am

had to think about it
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Re: When you piss...

Post by syrup » Sun May 05, 2013 11:54 am

Sheff wrote:weirdo

what if youre bellend is drenched in piss and the toilet paper sticks to your bellend? then u gotta try pick that shit off = hassle m8
then you're doing something wrong. you have to leave it there for a while for it to actually stick, when you just wipe, you're safe
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Re: When you piss...

Post by kaili » Sun May 05, 2013 12:20 pm

feelsgoodman
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Terpit » Sun May 05, 2013 4:12 pm

New option added
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Re: When you piss...

Post by kidshuffle » Sun May 05, 2013 4:15 pm

new option should be the only option
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Re: When you piss...

Post by travis_baker » Sun May 05, 2013 4:39 pm

kidshuffle wrote:new option should be the only option
2013

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Re: When you piss...

Post by fractal » Sun May 05, 2013 6:23 pm

signals wrote:my m8's are out when i sit and pee
mine dunk in the toilet if i'm not careful :(

oh the joys of getting old. might have to hold em while I poo at some point...
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Re: When you piss...

Post by EliteLennon117 » Sun May 05, 2013 7:18 pm

wrap ur balls around your dick.
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Terpit » Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:28 pm

bump
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Marcus » Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:32 pm

Good to see you back m8.
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Terpit » Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:33 pm

hello
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