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Tulisa

Post by unwind » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:52 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... shame.html

TULISA is today sensationally exposed as a drug fixer who set up an £800 cocaine deal.
The former X Factor judge, 24, was caught by The Sun as she arranged for a pal to supply half an ounce of the Class A drug.
Cocky Tulisa said of the friend: “Whatever you want, he’s got it.”
Tulisa has previously claimed she is a role model for young fans and that she turned her back on drugs at 14.

The singer was taped telling undercover Sun reporters at London’s posh Nobu restaurant: “Half my phone book sells it. Of course I can get it for you.
“Half the guys I know are drug dealers. One’s a massive cocaine dealer. He’s my best friend. He’s a gangster — he’s my gangster.”
The N-Dubz star’s shock admission came before she set up an £800 cocaine deal and contrasts vividly with her carefully-crafted public image.
She has claimed she is now not only a role model for young fans but “an inspiration for Broken Britain”.
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I don't normally care or have any interest at all in 'celebs' like Tulisa but this is just too good

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Re: Tulisa

Post by Johoosh » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:56 pm

This guy is on point

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Post by wub » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:05 pm

Back to giving shit head on camera phones for you, slapper :lol:

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Post by Mason » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:06 pm

'She said: “We talk in lingo. Like we know what. I can’t call him and go, ‘Have you got any?’ I’ll say, ‘Hi, have you got any sweets? And he’ll be like, ‘Um, how many sweets do you want?’'

wow who would of thought of doing that
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Post by wub » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:09 pm

Mason wrote:'She said: “We talk in lingo. Like we know what. I can’t call him and go, ‘Have you got any?’ I’ll say, ‘Hi, have you got any sweets? And he’ll be like, ‘Um, how many sweets do you want?’'

wow who would of thought of doing that
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Re: Tulisa

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:10 pm

still would doe.
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Post by wub » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:11 pm

Nevalo wrote:still would doe.

No chance, she looks fucking dirty.

And not in the good way.

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Re: Tulisa

Post by kingldub » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:13 pm

wub wrote:
Nevalo wrote:still would doe.

No chance, she looks fucking dirty.

And not in the good way.

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Post by hugh » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:32 pm

Johoosh wrote:This guy is on point

lol pretty much sums up what I think of her
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Re: Tulisa

Post by TopManLurka » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:41 pm

it's deep how she set mike up like that though. lol @ the pair of them moving that bait anyway.

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Re: Tulisa

Post by DRTY » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:43 pm

£820 for a half ounce. LOL. She really has been fucked

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Re: Tulisa

Post by TopManLurka » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:47 pm

thought these top shotters in ldn had runners to do their job. should have known it was bait too from when the guy kept asking "is that cocaine yeah?". all for 800 squid as well lululu.

what's kind of sentence is he looking at?

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Post by wub » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:49 pm

DRTY wrote:£820 for a half ounce. LOL. She really has been fucked
I could always tell when there was a shortage of coke in Bournemouth because the bus station Asda ran out of corn flour.

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Re: Tulisa

Post by willis » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:11 pm

Best be some flake for 800 a half.

And to all the man saying they wouldnt smash Tulisa you are definitely gay.

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Re: Tulisa

Post by Mason » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:14 pm

i want to keep my nob bruise free m8
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Re: Tulisa

Post by Soul_Of_Seun » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:08 pm

That's one gangsta lil white girl. That should be her new name. She should move to the U.S. She'd make it big as the first Caucasian gangsta rap star, let alone female. First single:

Gangsta Lil White Girl (GL Dub G)- White Sweets
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Re: Tulisa

Post by Harkat » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:12 pm

"He's my gangster"

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Re: Tulisa

Post by skell1ngton777 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:35 am

cringe

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Re: Tulisa

Post by Dystinkt » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:43 am

She looks like she doesnt wash properly

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Re: Tulisa

Post by 3rdeye » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:39 am

Cheeky wrote:She looks like she doesnt wash properly
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