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Re: Tulisa

Post by Forum » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:18 pm

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you've had a rough night

down on your luck

spent your last dollar on a line of coke

no girl has looked at you all night

then tulisa rolls up and says she'd suck you till the sun comes up

you still say no?
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Re: Tulisa

Post by kidshuffle » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:25 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote: I reckon she could take that dry.
:cornlol:


also y'all are crazy, i'd still do it. DOUBLE UP
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Re: Tulisa

Post by hugh » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:44 pm

this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.

They are talking utter shite.
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Re: Tulisa

Post by Forum » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:45 pm

hugh wrote:this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.

They are talking utter shite.
I'd rather not get nob rot thanks
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Re: Tulisa

Post by Lye_Form » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:46 pm

hugh wrote:this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.

They are talking utter shite.
yeah but cmon.

Tuluna looks smelly.
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Re: Tulisa

Post by hugh » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:47 pm

southstar wrote:
hugh wrote:this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.

They are talking utter shite.
I'd rather not get nob rot thanks
guarantee you wouldn't get nob rot just from fucking somebody famous m8
I would hazard to say that you have probably fucked somebody 10x worse in your own life and probably even fancied/dated someone only half as attractive at some point too.
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Re: Tulisa

Post by Mason » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:54 pm

i think i would shag most female celebrities just to say i did tbh
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Re: Tulisa

Post by TopManLurka » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:56 pm

ah so many guys work for british gas itt. so she's at yours waiting...

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Re: Tulisa

Post by Hibbie » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:03 pm

Enart what the hell are people chattin.
Although she has a well shit persona and annoying voice
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Re: Tulisa

Post by skell1ngton777 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:37 pm

Terpit wrote:
Lye Form wrote:Tulisa looks manky

and i have heard the name but really don't know who Cher Lloyd is. :-/


lol wtf is up with those facial expressions, yikes

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Re: Tulisa

Post by skell1ngton777 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:40 pm

btw they are not that good looking so i dont know wtf you guys are on about

i see better looking girls every day

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Re: Tulisa

Post by hugh » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:07 pm

so do I but I don't pretend that I have ridiculous high standards.
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Re: Tulisa

Post by skell1ngton777 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:12 pm

Well if they are not that attractive then surely standards don't have to be that high to exclude them or whatever right?

but tbh i got really lucky with my lady so maybe my opinion is a bit skewed

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Re: Tulisa

Post by jaydot » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:31 pm

Mason wrote:'She said: “We talk in lingo. Like we know what. I can’t call him and go, ‘Have you got any?’ I’ll say, ‘Hi, have you got any sweets? And he’ll be like, ‘Um, how many sweets do you want?’'

wow who would of thought of doing that
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Re: Tulisa

Post by ezza » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:47 pm

imami wrote:Well if they are not that attractive then surely standards don't have to be that high to exclude them or whatever right?

but tbh i got really lucky with my lady so maybe my opinion is a bit skewed
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Re: Tulisa

Post by skell1ngton777 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:48 pm

no way you degenerate

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Re: Tulisa

Post by gwa » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:49 pm

can i have pics?
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Re: Tulisa

Post by ezza » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:52 pm

thats not a very nice word
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Re: Tulisa

Post by TopManLurka » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:53 pm

@imami, cheers for the pm

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Re: Tulisa

Post by Mason » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:54 pm

TopManLurka wrote:@imami, cheers for the pm
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