things that have made you happy today

[nousd]

That's real good EH. Maybe osteopathy on cervicals or cranial acupuncture could help.

On ya gallen. One for NSW

Very appropriate comeuppance for a head-butter but, to his credit, Myles has been very good about it. Pity Paul had to resort to his old Grubby persona but it was necessary imo. Nice shots too. Wouldn't mind seeing Gal v Sonny Bill after Sharkies win the GF.

[Mason]

driving around selly oak (birmingham's student village) at this time of year is a great experience

[volcanogeorge]

big news EH!

i'm having an excellent day

finished my final exam of third year, which i absolutely NAILED

had some pints in a sunny beer garden

tonight i get to play a garage set in a warehouse while dressed as garth from waynes world

and i just got offered a slot at this:

[AxeD]

^ big in the game

[particle-jim]

Woi no fucking about with that lineup, big ups!

[Electric_Head]

damn son, that's a lineup worth playing on.

[DiegoSapiens]

yh george that is sick congratzz!!

[nousd]

gantz & etch would be good
what's your dj name vulvageorge?

[volcanogeorge]

cheers people

i usually dj under my real name which is only known to a select few and on my soundcloud page...

dunno if i can actually play it yet but i'm gonna try my best to shift some stuff about so i can make it

now i'm off back to the pub i think

[Doozle]

Just seen an advert for a website that seems to sell a crossbow on the Guardian website

[Molzie]

just finished my taxes so as a reward I'm gonna spend the next hour watching porn

[BonerJams04]

w/ live updates?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

holy shit, nandos. dead. #BASE

[ehbes]

just finished my taxes so as a reward I'm gonna spend the next hour watching porn

Why, aren't you engaged?

[ezza]

holy shit, nandos. dead. #BASE

he's so good

needs his own tv show

[Phigure]

just finished my taxes so as a reward I'm gonna spend the next hour watching porn

Why, aren't you engaged?

sometimes nothing is better than some self love tbh

[ehbes]

just finished my taxes so as a reward I'm gonna spend the next hour watching porn

Why, aren't you engaged?

sometimes nothing is better than some self love tbh

I'm my own best lover

[Molzie]

just finished my taxes so as a reward I'm gonna spend the next hour watching porn

Why, aren't you engaged?

this is how relationships work young blood

Year one, action on demand. Year two, 2-3 times a week. Year three, once a week if lucky. Year four, couple of times a month (at this stage you just accept it). Marriage, once or twice per year.

[ezza]

just finished my taxes so as a reward I'm gonna spend the next hour watching porn

Why, aren't you engaged?

this is how relationships work young blood

Year one, action on demand. Year two, 2-3 times a week. Year three, once a week if lucky. Year four, couple of times a month (at this stage you just accept it). Marriage, once or twice per year.

is the last bit actually true

depressing

fuck that

[kidshuffle]

ask ur mom