Irritating shit on facebook

[Sexual_Chocolate]

just go gym more n still eat shit

win win motherfucker

until your metabolism goes out the window... then you're fucked!

[ezza]

yeah i dunno, i reckon u can do both

im not in great shape atm tbf but when i use to go gym id eat anything i wanted - i eat well cus i enjoy nice food, but calorie wise it was ridiculous probably 4-5k

fuck wanting to look good get in the way of nice things imo. you can easily do both

my 'friend' wouldnt come for a drink the other day cus he didnt want to raise his estrogen

what a fanny

[Molzie]

lol what a fanny indeed.

seriously though, enjoy fatty food while you're young. I went from something ridiculous like 4% body fat, eating whatever I wanted and as soon as I turned 25 & stopped smoking I gained 20kg within 3 months.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

lol what a fanny indeed.

seriously though, enjoy fatty food while you're young. I went from something ridiculous like 4% body fat, eating whatever I wanted and as soon as I turned 25 & stopped smoking I gained 20kg within 3 months.

^thats a fatman jiggle

[Molzie]

@ Agent

[ezza]

aha yeah i love that guy

this ones so funny

[wub]

CT


back on thread;

I asked my professor today during our Antro Lecture why Gays are allowed and accepted these days around the world but brother/sister tsecni is not. Gays come up with 'we can't choose we are'.. Well I don't think that a older brother suddenly said one day 'I want to sleep with my little sister'........... He was born that way and it's the exact same situation as homosexuals. You can't choose who you love.... and who loves you.

I understand the biological issues when it comes to giving birth when the father is also the brother, but what if all sibling couples never have kids? Why can't they adopt like the homosexuals? Not to mention I don't really believe that there are biological issues to begin with.In Game of Thrones Cersei Lannister had 3 kids with Jaime Lannister.(her brother) and the two clearly love each other. None of the 3 children displayed any signs of retardation or deformity. In fact.. Tyrion is the one with the deformities and he came from a non-incestuous couple. The Targaryens are famous for marrying the sisters to the brothers and most of their children turned out fine.

You do know Game of Thrones is a fictional TV show.... Not based on real events...

[chekov]

they sure seem passionate about tsecni

[ezza]

so, facebook has working hashtags now

#hashtag #facebook #working #tag #friends #works #topstuff

[BonerJams04]

lol that guy wants to bang his sister

[wub]

This is the reason people run through public places with automatic weapons.

[garethom]

lol at those gangrene ones. Surely can't be serious?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

ignore if u gay

[gαммα]

that 4th picture is cool if you take away the "like if you get it" bit

they actually managed to get the expressions and clothing dead on haha

[Terpit]

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL READ THIS AND DO WHAT IT SUGGESTS. iT IS NOT MY STORY BUT IT REALLY TOUCHED ME.

While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer.

I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.

Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their uniforms,
As they began h...eading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone)
Was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.

When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for,
It hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded Briton who still loves this country
And supports our troops and their families.
Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes
Who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work, and enjoy our home without fear of reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women a young girl,
Not more than 6 or 7 years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers.

He knelt down and said 'hi,' the little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her.

The young soldier didn't look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy.

Suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek.

The mother of the little girl, who said her daughter’s name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Corporal and had been in Afghanistan for 5 months now.

As the mum was explaining how much her daughter, Courtney, missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up.

When this temporarily single mum was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second.

Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military looking walkie-talkie.

They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it.

After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, 'I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you.'

He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a Kiss on the cheek.

He finished by saying 'Your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon.'

The mum at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet he saluted Courtney and her mum.

I was standing no more than 6 feet away as this entire event unfolded.

As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause.

As I stood there applauding and looked around, there were very few dry eyes, including my own.

That young soldier in one last act of moment turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.

We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their families and thank God for them and their sacrifices.

At the end of the day, it's good to be an Englishman.

RED FRIDAYS

Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday.

The reason?

Englishmen and women who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority'.

We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for Country and home in record breaking numbers.

We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing.

We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions.
Many English people, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of Britain supports our troops.

Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every Briton who supports our men and women afar will wear something red.

By word of mouth, press, TV, let's make Great Britain on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football team

If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family, It will not be long before Britain is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once 'silent' majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.

The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we do to make things better for you?' is...'We need your support and your prayers'...

Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something red every Friday.

IF YOU AGREE -- THEN SEND THIS ON

IF YOU COULD NOT CARE LESS THEN HIT THE DELETE BUTTON.

IT IS YOUR CHOICE.

THEIR BLOOD RUNS RED----

[garethom]

smh

[CreamLord]

IF YOU AGREE -- THEN SEND THIS ON

IF YOU COULD NOT CARE LESS THEN HIT THE DELETE BUTTON.

IT IS YOUR CHOICE.

THEIR BLOOD RUNS RED----

[bennyfroobs]

wow its like people think they actually do something other than getting sent round the world by fatcats to make profit and fuck up everyones countries in the process.
afghanistan now for example, in a lot of places its worse than when the taliban were in power, and thats with the new leaders

'patriotism' today makes me cringe

[Dead Rats]

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

Share with your friends

I want to be sick.

[wolf89]

Just fill it with beer