The SNH Football thread

[didi]

trying to go about the day without mentioning the fact they had been gloating like fuck for a good chunk of the season.

tbh.

inb4 Arsenal get no big name signings still.

[TopManLurka]

who just saw neymar's banger though.

madness.

[DiegoSapiens]

these are great

[wub]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22946856

Two French football stars, Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema, are to go on trial in Paris on charges of paying for sex with an under-age prostitute.

Both deny the allegations and the girl involved, Zahia Dehar, has said neither player knew she was not 18 at the time.

Ms Dehar, now 21, is a household name after launching her own fashion label.

Under French law, paid sex with someone under the age of 18 is regarded as sex with a minor - punishable by three years in prison and a 45,000-euro fine.

Six other people have been charged over the affair, which broke before the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Some of them are accused of "aggravated pimping".

Release Ribery! He's a rapist, and a robber!

[magma]

Release Ribery! He's a rapist, and a robber!

[LA_Boxers]

Guess with Mourinho & Holloway back in the prem this year Newcastle were feeling left out, which is why they got Kinnear back. This is from a 15 minute interview earlier:-

•Refused to accept criticism of his credentials, saying he could "open the door to any manager in the world".
•Said he wasn't a threat to manager Alan Pardew.
•Said he had won three manager of the year awards, when he actually won one at Wimbledon in 1994.
•Incorrectly said he had signed goalkeeper Tim Krul, who was brought to the club by Graeme Souness in 2005 .
•Mispronounced several players' names, including calling Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias "Lambazi", Yohan Cabaye "Yohan Cabab" and Shola Ameobi "Shola Amamobi"
• Stated he played over 400 games for Spurs. (It was 196)

[murky21]

hahahahahahahahaha kinnear what a complete joke
that girl in the benzema / ribery case looks absolutely dangerous, she's probably been getting men in a lot of trouble for years
these Higuian to AFC rumours starting to gather pace, fingers crossed

[PinUp]

Kinnear is a fucking plum, Newcastle will be in trouble if they let him have some actual influence.

[TopManLurka]

fixture list announced @ 9 tmrow bros.

[garethom]

Creasing thing about Ribery was that it was in the news recently that he was screwing about one of the Bayern players spraying champagne/beer over him during the Bayern title celebrations due to his "strict muslim beliefs". See those "strict muslim beliefs" didn't stop him banging some underage prostitute he met in a night club with one of his mates

[TopManLurka]

but she rly was dangerous man

[wub]

that girl in the benzema / ribery case looks absolutely dangerous, she's probably been getting men in a lot of trouble for years

She claims to have been flown in from Paris to Munich in 2009 for Ribery's 26th birthday party in a luxury hotel, and that he paid her 700 euros for sex

Strong jaw aesthetics

[DiegoSapiens]

[jaydot]

700 Euros what a waste of money. But with his face I guess 700 Euros is cheap.

[Forum]

Come on Madrid, sort your manager out already

[hugh]

sapiens where did you get those pics from? They are great

[DiegoSapiens]

sapiens where did you get those pics from? They are great

a spanish forum http://www.forocoches.com/foro/showthread.php?t=2399254

[TopManLurka]

woii, get the chance to bury the spuds @ home early this year (aug' 31st)

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Arsenal's fixtures - http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... es-2013-14

Every fixture (13/14) - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/pre ... e/fixtures

[Forum]

Tough start for Moyes..

I've never looked forward to a NLD, even when we used to beat them every time

[wub]

West Brom v Southampton
Southampton v Sunderland
Norwich v Southampton
Southampton v West Ham

Not a bad start

However...

Man City V Southampton
Southampton V Cardiff
Aston Villa V Southampton
Southampton V Everton
Swansea V Southampton
Southampton V Man Utd

Not the best run in I've ever seen