Sick jokes....

atealtha · Post by **atealtha** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:59 pm

robbiej wrote:if you've never heard the legendary ' aristocrats' joke , you are missing out..
here some background:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28joke%29

hers the joke as performed by my favorite standup: Gilbert Gottfried.

its like 10 minutes long....enjoy

http://www.mediafire.com/?fjis3lidrjk

I hate his voice, but it's perfect for this.

We are all going to hell.

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:39 pm

Whats Rusty and leans against the fence?

Maddy's Tricycle....

xirrus · Post by **xirrus** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:13 pm

Did you hear that they took the chris benoit toys off the shelf?

They feared that it may be a choking hazard...

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:16 pm

dutty yuppie · Post by **dutty yuppie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:31 pm

What's the cause of paedophilia?

Sexy kids.

(Is that sick enough?)

pablex · Post by **pablex** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:32 pm

what's worse then a truck full of dead babbies?

one alive, eating it's way out

dutty yuppie · Post by **dutty yuppie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:37 pm

I've got a great knock knock joke but someone else needs to start it for me....

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:29 pm

Who's there?

dutty yuppie · Post by **dutty yuppie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:49 pm

Paolo, it says someone else needs to start the joke for me.....

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:29 pm

Knock knock

dutty yuppie · Post by **dutty yuppie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:35 pm

Who's there?

pablex · Post by **pablex** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:41 pm

Dutty Yuppie wrote:Who's there?

Dutty Yuppie

dutty yuppie · Post by **dutty yuppie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:42 pm

This hasn't gone to plan!

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:44 pm

What is with you people and dead babies.

Fucking hell

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:01 pm

Vonboyage wrote:What is with you people and dead babies.

They're tasty and cheap

Like your mom

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:02 pm

Shonky wrote:
Vonboyage wrote:What is with you people and dead babies.
They're tasty and cheap

Like your mom

That's Mater to you, dear.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:21 pm

two oh one wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Vonboyage wrote:What is with you people and dead babies.
They're tasty and cheap

Like your mom
That's Mater to you, dear.

Don't mater to me, don't mater to her

I'll get my coat

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:23 pm

Shonky, my mum did your washing. I suggest u collect before it rains.

d-T-r · Post by **d-T-r** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:54 pm

whats the worst part about licking bald pussy?

you have to change their nappy/dyper after.

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