when was the last time you got some

Maccaveli · Post by **Maccaveli** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:49 am

Nevalo wrote:i just couldnt now.

i experienced the full flow on my face...

had to run to the shower. just sat in the corner & cried for an hour in the fetal position.

ok I've gotta ask...

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:22 am

its long, but i'll try the short version.

late night, im bout to beat it up... girl pipes up saying she wants to sit on my face, all good.

start doing my thing, thinking "wow, girl is well wet today"

phone starts to ring, throw her off for a minute to reach over & decline the call (and put it on silent)

its dark, i lean over looking down on my phone, a single drop of blood drops from my face & falls onto the screen.

i jump the fuck up, turn on the light & look in the mirror.... MY ENTIRE FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD, and its everywhere, on my chest, arms, all over my sheets.

never seen my penis get so flaccid so quickly. had to run to the bathroom to wash that shit off, cbf with the vanity, so i jumped in the shower.

it was the pain bruv. she fucked up the #base.

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:28 am

lol grim m8

This discussion got strange. inb4 piston's weird fetishes

titchbit · Post by **titchbit** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:31 am

Nevalo wrote:its long, but i'll try the short version.

late night, im bout to beat it up... girl pipes up saying she wants to sit on my face, all good.

start doing my thing, thinking "wow, girl is well wet today"

phone starts to ring, throw her off for a minute to reach over & decline the call (and put it on silent)

its dark, i lean over looking down on my phone, a single drop of blood drops from my face & falls onto the screen.

i jump the fuck up, turn on the light & look in the mirror.... MY ENTIRE FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD, and its everywhere, on my chest, arms, all over my sheets.

never seen my penis get so flaccid so quickly. had to run to the bathroom to wash that shit off, cbf with the vanity, so i jumped in the shower.

it was the pain bruv. she fucked up the #base.

good thing snh is a private forum, cause your sig links to your soundcloud. and i genuinely feel bad for you m8.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:38 am

dubunked wrote:good thing snh is a private forum, cause your sig links to your soundcloud.

?

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:41 am

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:05 am

big up the random comments

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:12 am

Nevalo wrote:its long, but i'll try the short version.

late night, im bout to beat it up... girl pipes up saying she wants to sit on my face, all good.

start doing my thing, thinking "wow, girl is well wet today"

phone starts to ring, throw her off for a minute to reach over & decline the call (and put it on silent)

its dark, i lean over looking down on my phone, a single drop of blood drops from my face & falls onto the screen.

i jump the fuck up, turn on the light & look in the mirror.... MY ENTIRE FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD, and its everywhere, on my chest, arms, all over my sheets.

never seen my penis get so flaccid so quickly. had to run to the bathroom to wash that shit off, cbf with the vanity, so i jumped in the shower.

it was the pain bruv. she fucked up the #base.

this reminds me of the best new years day phone call i've ever received.

my friend was trying to wheel this threesome, but the one girl wasn't having it after making out or w/e. she was one of those girls who liked boys and girls but didn't like to share. so simon goes down on the other girl, and also gets the bloody treatment. disgusted, he asked her if shes on her period. she says no. he then realizes that he got a fucking nosebleed

he then hightailed it out and phoned me to calm down. i had previously been passed out on a concrete floor, so i was pretty glad he'd woke me up.

last time i got some was in january i think? too long anyways but my knee injury was getting in the way the few times it was offered otherwise.

titchbit · Post by **titchbit** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:13 am

Nevalo wrote:
dubunked wrote:good thing snh is a private forum, cause your sig links to your soundcloud.
?

nvm

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:19 am

innit

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:59 am

kidshuffle wrote: this reminds me of the best new years day phone call i've ever received.

my friend was trying to wheel this threesome, but the one girl wasn't having it after making out or w/e. she was one of those girls who liked boys and girls but didn't like to share. so simon goes down on the other girl, and also gets the bloody treatment. disgusted, he asked her if shes on her period. she says no. he then realizes that he got a fucking nosebleed

he then hightailed it out and phoned me to calm down. i had previously been passed out on a concrete floor, so i was pretty glad he'd woke me up.

thats just bad luck. even worse that he missed out on a 3some. poor penis.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:59 am

Wow, Nevalo.

Maccaveli · Post by **Maccaveli** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:34 am

Ok Nevalo, fair enough, I might have a few hangups about it after that too... That said, if you know what you're in for, you cover your sheets, pick the right day and keep your face the fuck away from it, period sex is pretty ace.

Phase Down · Post by **Phase Down** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:06 am

Nevalo wrote:its long, but i'll try the short version.

late night, im bout to beat it up... girl pipes up saying she wants to sit on my face, all good.

start doing my thing, thinking "wow, girl is well wet today"

phone starts to ring, throw her off for a minute to reach over & decline the call (and put it on silent)

its dark, i lean over looking down on my phone, a single drop of blood drops from my face & falls onto the screen.

i jump the fuck up, turn on the light & look in the mirror.... MY ENTIRE FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD, and its everywhere, on my chest, arms, all over my sheets.

never seen my penis get so flaccid so quickly. had to run to the bathroom to wash that shit off, cbf with the vanity, so i jumped in the shower.

it was the pain bruv. she fucked up the #base.

that...is......fucking..grim

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:08 am

Phase Down wrote:

High 5!

mIrReN · Post by **mIrReN** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:11 am

+/- 4 years

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:35 am

kidshuffle wrote: last time i got some was in january i think? too long anyways but my knee injury was getting in the way the few times it was offered otherwise.

Poor excuse.
I have cracked ribs but still got some over the wknd.
Would have got some last night if I didn't have to fetch my son from a play at school.

No excuse either Molzie.

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:52 am

No excuses bro. I take what I can get.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:05 am

I know your pain. No doubt about that.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:26 am

i've snapped my banjo string like 4x in past few months.

worst was in primavera. shit sprayed the walls and all the light switches had dried blood on them. left them like that untill the last day too... poor mates of mine lol

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