when was the last time you got some

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:28 am

gwa wrote:i've snapped my banjo string like 4x in past few months.

im gonna go ahead and guess thats not normal

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:31 am

nah i just kept getting drunk and fucking another girl at the weekend without letting it heal.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:33 am

That's what he gets for being a sexual deviant.
Who has sex with a banjo ffs.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:35 am

Electric_Head wrote:That's what he gets for being a sexual deviant.
Who has sex with a banjo ffs.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:30 am

I'm in a very long distance relationship so the last time for me was in early April when my gf was last here, I'm flying out to see her in a couple of weeks though

hutyluty · Post by **hutyluty** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:41 am

gwa wrote:nah i just kept getting drunk and fucking another girl at the weekend without letting it heal.

maybe you should write it down on your hand or something so you dont forget.

lol wtf how do you forget that 4 times??

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:57 am

pain goes out of the window when you're pissed.

then you're all like 'yeaaaa sorry love'

it might be fixed now, i dunno.

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:07 am

I don't really do period sex unless it's in the shower, the sight of lots of blood creeps me out.

I once went to a party with a few mates and one guy vanished pretty early on, we met up with him the next morning and he wouldn't shut up about all the dirty stuff he did with this girl he had met, going down on her, anal fingering the whole shebang. It was only then that another guy asked him why he had blood on his neck, he just replied "oh yeah she was on her period." Who voluntarily goes down on a girl who's on the rag??????

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:13 am

not me, thats for sure....

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:31 pm

big up this thread

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:55 pm

Kochari wrote:about 30 minutes ago

!!chea

Yeah but was it std girl?

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:16 pm

Nevalo wrote:its long, but i'll try the short version.

late night, im bout to beat it up... girl pipes up saying she wants to sit on my face, all good.

start doing my thing, thinking "wow, girl is well wet today"

phone starts to ring, throw her off for a minute to reach over & decline the call (and put it on silent)

its dark, i lean over looking down on my phone, a single drop of blood drops from my face & falls onto the screen.

i jump the fuck up, turn on the light & look in the mirror.... MY ENTIRE FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD, and its everywhere, on my chest, arms, all over my sheets.

never seen my penis get so flaccid so quickly. had to run to the bathroom to wash that shit off, cbf with the vanity, so i jumped in the shower.

it was the pain bruv. she fucked up the #base.

Mate that urban tale has been doing the rounds for years.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:02 pm

if only it was an urban tale

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:06 pm

should have sprayed some neverwet on your face

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:08 pm

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:33 pm

Molzie wrote:should have sprayed some neverwet on your face

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:52 pm

Gonna be getting some next week

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:01 am

wtf this is about the last time you got some not the next time youll get some

skimpi · Post by **skimpi** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:03 am

ehbrums1 wrote:Gonna be getting some next week

some neverwet?

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:54 am

ehbes plans his jerkoff sessions in advance
dont make fun of him, hes a busy guy

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